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Osdokians
Mar 17, 2024 11:36:47   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Osdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify...” I answered, "a doctor."

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Mar 17, 2024 12:11:38   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
plumbob wrote:
Osdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify...” I answered, "a doctor."
Osdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figur... (show quote)


You are on a roll this morning Plum 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Mar 17, 2024 13:20:43   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
 
plumbob wrote:
Osdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify...” I answered, "a doctor."
Osdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figur... (show quote)


All are excellent. Have a great day, Plum.

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Mar 17, 2024 14:54:29   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Good ones:-)

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Mar 17, 2024 20:02:13   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
All good ones Bob

#3 oh so true πŸ‘

#5 I'm working on it πŸ€” nah gotta be me πŸ‘

#8 TAXES 🀬

#8

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