A fellow had just taken a train into Grand Central Station in Manhattan. Having an urgent urge to go to the bathroom, he inquired where the nearest men’s toilet was located.
Once he found it, was seated and relieved, he discovered the paper dispenser was completely empty. However, he heard some sounds in the next booth, he thought for a minute, realizing he had to be careful what he said in order not to give the wrong impression.
Feeling around, he pulled out his wallet and checked what bills he had. He then pulled out a $10.00 bill. He rapped on the partition and said, “Hey, you got to $5.00 bills for a $10.00? Just Sayin…RJS
Robert J Samples wrote:
A fellow had just taken a train into Grand Central Station in Manhattan. Having an urgent urge to go to the bathroom, he inquired where the nearest men’s toilet was located.
Once he found it, was seated and relieved, he discovered the paper dispenser was completely empty. However, he heard some sounds in the next booth, he thought for a minute, realizing he had to be careful what he said in order not to give the wrong impression.
Feeling around, he pulled out his wallet and checked what bills he had. He then pulled out a $10.00 bill. He rapped on the partition and said, “Hey, you got to $5.00 bills for a $10.00? Just Sayin…RJS
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I guess that would double his efforts hahaha
Robert J Samples wrote:
A fellow had just taken a train into Grand Central Station in Manhattan. Having an urgent urge to go to the bathroom, he inquired where the nearest men’s toilet was located.
Once he found it, was seated and relieved, he discovered the paper dispenser was completely empty. However, he heard some sounds in the next booth, he thought for a minute, realizing he had to be careful what he said in order not to give the wrong impression.
Feeling around, he pulled out his wallet and checked what bills he had. He then pulled out a $10.00 bill. He rapped on the partition and said, “Hey, you got to $5.00 bills for a $10.00? Just Sayin…RJS
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Good one RJS, guess the guy wasn’t the sharpest pencil in the box.
Robert J Samples wrote:
A fellow had just taken a train into Grand Central Station in Manhattan. Having an urgent urge to go to the bathroom, he inquired where the nearest men’s toilet was located.
Once he found it, was seated and relieved, he discovered the paper dispenser was completely empty. However, he heard some sounds in the next booth, he thought for a minute, realizing he had to be careful what he said in order not to give the wrong impression.
Feeling around, he pulled out his wallet and checked what bills he had. He then pulled out a $10.00 bill. He rapped on the partition and said, “Hey, you got to $5.00 bills for a $10.00? Just Sayin…RJS
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Hahahaha that's a goodin Robert 👍
Robert J Samples wrote:
A fellow had just taken a train into Grand Central Station in Manhattan. Having an urgent urge to go to the bathroom, he inquired where the nearest men’s toilet was located.
Once he found it, was seated and relieved, he discovered the paper dispenser was completely empty. However, he heard some sounds in the next booth, he thought for a minute, realizing he had to be careful what he said in order not to give the wrong impression.
Feeling around, he pulled out his wallet and checked what bills he had. He then pulled out a $10.00 bill. He rapped on the partition and said, “Hey, you got to $5.00 bills for a $10.00? Just Sayin…RJS
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The lesson here is always check the paper before you sit down.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
That's why you always take a news paper to read
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