Ice fishing
Sep 23, 2019 12:50:54 #
Big dog decided to go ice fishing
It was really freezing,and Big dog walked out a ways on this frozen lake and cut ahole in the ice,dropped in his line and bait(worm)and sat waiting for a bite.
He was there for an hour or so without a nibble,and was really cold and ready to admit defeat.But then this young lad came out and drilled a hole within five feet of Big dog,dropped in his line and bait,and WHAM!!
the kid pulled out a four pounder.
Bd just sat there in wonder,but just figured it was coincidence.
Now the boy had rebaited and dropped in his line again and WHAM!!,he pulled in a five pounder
Now Big dog was wondering WTF?
so he asked the boy what his secret was
The lad replied"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarme"
Big dog couldn't understand him so he asked again
the lad replied"roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarme"!!
Now B d was highly irritated and told the boy that he needed to speak more plainly
The lad spat in his cupped hands and replied
"YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM'!!!"!!!
It was really freezing,and Big dog walked out a ways on this frozen lake and cut ahole in the ice,dropped in his line and bait(worm)and sat waiting for a bite.
He was there for an hour or so without a nibble,and was really cold and ready to admit defeat.But then this young lad came out and drilled a hole within five feet of Big dog,dropped in his line and bait,and WHAM!!
the kid pulled out a four pounder.
Bd just sat there in wonder,but just figured it was coincidence.
Now the boy had rebaited and dropped in his line again and WHAM!!,he pulled in a five pounder
Now Big dog was wondering WTF?
so he asked the boy what his secret was
The lad replied"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarme"
Big dog couldn't understand him so he asked again
the lad replied"roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarme"!!
Now B d was highly irritated and told the boy that he needed to speak more plainly
The lad spat in his cupped hands and replied
"YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM'!!!"!!!
Sep 23, 2019 15:16:27 #
Another laugh from the mouth of BB. Nice, that one I will share. Didn't know where you were going with this, with the mentioning of ahole instead of a hole. Got to be a type o. Thanks for the laugh
plumbob
plumbob
Sep 23, 2019 16:58:39 #
Sep 23, 2019 17:12:22 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Poor BD
well Big dog deserves notoriety
he's a nice guy(Tee-hee)
and a guadamned good fisherman
Sep 23, 2019 20:05:07 #
Sep 24, 2019 11:09:15 #
plumbob wrote:
Ordinarily I will edit my posts and correct the mistakesAnother laugh from the mouth of BB. Nice, that one I will share. Didn't know where you were going with this, with the mentioning of ahole instead of a hole. Got to be a type o. Thanks for the laugh
plumbob
plumbob
I missed this one
I'll just blame it on old age
Sep 24, 2019 11:13:43 #
Well BB its just another sign of Old timers kicking in. Been there done that and haven't stopped.
plumbob
plumbob
Sep 24, 2019 15:43:43 #
Fishin Fool 69
Loc: Etowah, TN
BB...I am beginning to look forward to your jokes on hear, some pretty good ones I have read and actually got a good laugh out of them. Thank you and keep them coming.
Sep 24, 2019 17:58:32 #
Fishin Fool wrote:
BB...I am beginning to look forward to your jokes on hear, some pretty good ones I have read and actually got a good laugh out of them. Thank you and keep them coming.
F F
if I made you giggle just a lil bit
it was worth my time
Sep 25, 2019 00:11:45 #
To catch a polar Bear, cut a huge hole in the ice. Scatter garden peas all around the edge of the hole in the ice. When the Bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the Ice Hole. I know, I know that is corny . You can use corn for deer!
Sep 25, 2019 16:34:59 #
Judge32 wrote:
To catch a polar Bear, cut a huge hole in the ice. Scatter garden peas all around the edge of the hole in the ice. When the Bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the Ice Hole. I know, I know that is corny . You can use corn for deer!
Not corny
a lil old mayhaps
but still funny
thanks for contribution Judge
and don't be shy
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