Doug on a flight: A flight from Maryland to North Carolina had to make an emergency landing in New Jersey after a fight broke out because one of the passengers Doug wouldn’t stop...

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

A flight from Maryland to North Carolina had to make an emergency landing in New Jersey after a fight broke out because one of the passengers Doug wouldn’t stop breaking wind.
The fart-induced fracas happened Jan 11 aboard American Airlines Flight HV6902 when two men Troy and Plum were sitting next to an apparently very flatulent man name Doug made a stink about his repeated gas attacks, according to Fake News.

When the alleged perpetrator didn’t stop, his disgusted seatmates reportedly complained to the airline crew, who apparently did nothing.
Instead, the captain Slim issued a warning to the two complainants, accusing them of noisy and aggressive behavior and making threats, according to the Fake Times.
When the freedom-from-flatulence fighters wouldn’t stop griping about their fellow passenger, a fight broke out on the plane, according to the Fake News language newspaper

The pilots Slim and Fishing Couple then made an emergency stop in New Jersey and removed the complainants, but apparently not Doug the farting man. Two women Ethel and June sitting in the same row as the angry men were also forced off the plane as well.
All four people reportedly shared American and German ancestry, but the two women claim they were simply sitting in the same row as the men involved with the incident.
The women are now taking the American budget airline to court, according to the Fake News crew
“We had nothing to do with the whole disturbance. We distance ourselves from that. Do they sometimes think that all Marylands cause problems? That’s why we do not let it sit,” one of the women said, according to Fake News Crew ”We had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn’t do anything.”

“All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up,” she added.
None of the passengers kicked off the plane were arrested because they had not broken any American laws. However, they have been banned from flying American Airlines in the future.
Fake News crew reached out to American Airlines, which did not immediately respond. The airline did offer this statement to Fake News that was translated by the Fake Times:
Our crew must ensure a safe flight. If passengers pose a risk, they immediately intervene. Our people are trained for that. They know very well where the boundaries are. American Airlines therefore stands squarely behind the cabin crew and the pilots.
The airline has reportedly filed a police report about the incident in the DOJ and said it was “open to a conversation with these women.”
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1Oldboat42 Loc: Kearney, Nebraska

troyfrd1 wrote:

A flight from Maryland to North Carolina had to make an emergency landing in New Jersey after a fight broke out because one of the passengers Doug wouldn’t stop breaking wind.
The fart-induced fracas happened Jan 11 aboard American Airlines Flight HV6902 when two men Troy and Plum were sitting next to an apparently very flatulent man name Doug made a stink about his repeated gas attacks, according to Fake News.

When the alleged perpetrator didn’t stop, his disgusted seatmates reportedly complained to the airline crew, who apparently did nothing.
Instead, the captain Slim issued a warning to the two complainants, accusing them of noisy and aggressive behavior and making threats, according to the Fake Times.
When the freedom-from-flatulence fighters wouldn’t stop griping about their fellow passenger, a fight broke out on the plane, according to the Fake News language newspaper

The pilots Slim and Fishing Couple then made an emergency stop in New Jersey and removed the complainants, but apparently not Doug the farting man. Two women Ethel and June sitting in the same row as the angry men were also forced off the plane as well.
All four people reportedly shared American and German ancestry, but the two women claim they were simply sitting in the same row as the men involved with the incident.
The women are now taking the American budget airline to court, according to the Fake News crew
“We had nothing to do with the whole disturbance. We distance ourselves from that. Do they sometimes think that all Marylands cause problems? That’s why we do not let it sit,” one of the women said, according to Fake News Crew ”We had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn’t do anything.”

“All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up,” she added.
None of the passengers kicked off the plane were arrested because they had not broken any American laws. However, they have been banned from flying American Airlines in the future.
Fake News crew reached out to American Airlines, which did not immediately respond. The airline did offer this statement to Fake News that was translated by the Fake Times:
Our crew must ensure a safe flight. If passengers pose a risk, they immediately intervene. Our people are trained for that. They know very well where the boundaries are. American Airlines therefore stands squarely behind the cabin crew and the pilots.
The airline has reportedly filed a police report about the incident in the DOJ and said it was “open to a conversation with these women.”
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A flight from Maryland to North Carolina had to ma... (show quote)

Actually Troy, we had to make an emergency landing because someone tried to work on the instrument panel. We were lucky to have landed safely using a vice grip to guide the plane with when the steering wheel fell off.
And contact Troy if you want to purchase some ocean front property in Arizona. ,🏜️

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Fishing Couple wrote:

Actually Troy, we had to make an emergency landing because someone tried to work on the instrument panel. We were lucky to have landed safely using a vice grip to guide the plane with when the steering wheel fell off.
And contact Troy if you want to purchase some ocean front property in Arizona. ,🏜️

lol I forgot to me that but zi saw it in the way out probably was Ms Ethel cause she does stuff like that

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

troyfrd1 wrote:

A flight from Maryland to North Carolina had to make an emergency landing in New Jersey after a fight broke out because one of the passengers Doug wouldn’t stop breaking wind.
The fart-induced fracas happened Jan 11 aboard American Airlines Flight HV6902 when two men Troy and Plum were sitting next to an apparently very flatulent man name Doug made a stink about his repeated gas attacks, according to Fake News.

When the alleged perpetrator didn’t stop, his disgusted seatmates reportedly complained to the airline crew, who apparently did nothing.
Instead, the captain Slim issued a warning to the two complainants, accusing them of noisy and aggressive behavior and making threats, according to the Fake Times.
When the freedom-from-flatulence fighters wouldn’t stop griping about their fellow passenger, a fight broke out on the plane, according to the Fake News language newspaper

The pilots Slim and Fishing Couple then made an emergency stop in New Jersey and removed the complainants, but apparently not Doug the farting man. Two women Ethel and June sitting in the same row as the angry men were also forced off the plane as well.
All four people reportedly shared American and German ancestry, but the two women claim they were simply sitting in the same row as the men involved with the incident.
The women are now taking the American budget airline to court, according to the Fake News crew
“We had nothing to do with the whole disturbance. We distance ourselves from that. Do they sometimes think that all Marylands cause problems? That’s why we do not let it sit,” one of the women said, according to Fake News Crew ”We had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn’t do anything.”

“All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up,” she added.
None of the passengers kicked off the plane were arrested because they had not broken any American laws. However, they have been banned from flying American Airlines in the future.
Fake News crew reached out to American Airlines, which did not immediately respond. The airline did offer this statement to Fake News that was translated by the Fake Times:
Our crew must ensure a safe flight. If passengers pose a risk, they immediately intervene. Our people are trained for that. They know very well where the boundaries are. American Airlines therefore stands squarely behind the cabin crew and the pilots.
The airline has reportedly filed a police report about the incident in the DOJ and said it was “open to a conversation with these women.”
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This is funny but a few days ago one news outlet reported that a plane returned to airport because a passenger couldn’t stop farting.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Frank romero wrote:

This is funny but a few days ago one news outlet reported that a plane returned to airport because a passenger couldn’t stop farting.

LOL that’s where I got the idea lol. It the hours Doug spends at the Still

Jeremy Loc: America

Frank romero wrote:

This is funny but a few days ago one news outlet reported that a plane returned to airport because a passenger couldn’t stop farting.

Well that what caused the instrumentation that fishing couple showed to drop out of the air sanitation system it’s not the controls for the aircraft it’s the GAS controls system that was overwhelmed.

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Ok..ok.. I'll admit it. I had 3 helping of Ms Ethels beans.. They're so good but I'm not sure what she puts in them 'cause they sure make a stink the next day!!

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

Beans - beans - the musical fruit
The more you eat - the more you toot
The more you toot - the better you feel
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC

Sounds a farting contest at the German nun's beer drinking and sauerkraut festival to me.

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Passingbye wrote:

Sounds a farting contest at the German nun's beer drinking and sauerkraut festival to me.

Oh there's nothing better than beans and sauerkraut!

hueey Loc: Lake Fork Tx

Think this thread is a little stinky and going down the drain

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

hueey wrote:

Think this thread is a little stinky and going down the drain

Yes, but I've heard that sometimes it's beneficial to vent/ let off steam/ get it out of your system.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Passingbye wrote:

Sounds a farting contest at the German nun's beer drinking and sauerkraut festival to me.

LOL what you know about that? I was station in Germany for 4 years

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Foodfisher wrote:

Yes, but I've heard that sometimes it's beneficial to vent/ let off steam/ get it out of your system.

True my aunt used say cuse me I’m sorry but there more room outside than inside and I sho feel better