hueey Loc: Lake Fork Tx

Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you will lose it !!


#1. What do you put in a toaster?



Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else. And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2.


# 2. Say 'silk' ten times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.


# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?




Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this? PLEASE, go and lie down! But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.


# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating: You are driving a bus from Jurong to Changi. At Bukit Batok, 17 people got on the bus. At Clementi, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. At Outram, 2 people get off and 4 get on. At Marine Parade, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. And at Eunos, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. You then arrive at Changi.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!



Answer: Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

I got greenhouse.
After 2nd cup a coffee I'll take it again n see if I do better 🤣👍

Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv

I did better the second time though I got 2 right.

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

I got as far as milk. Gonna take a nap now.

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

I got two -toaster and milk 🤣🤣🤣 at least I have half a brain left 🤣🤣🤣

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Still laughing. Thanks hueey!!

Loveatightline Loc: Nv

I got the bread one and then had to quit.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I said bagels in the toaster since that is what I had for breakfast. I will retake the test tomorrow after my scrambled eggs and toast. LOL LOL LOL

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Sorry guys. Got them all. No wonder I don't act my age.

hueey Loc: Lake Fork Tx

Thanks for your honesty. I missed most of them before I share it
It’s fun to realize how simple things can be pondered to seriously??

Thanks for you-alls responses.

US MARSHALL Loc: LAKE LANIER GEORGIA

but... but.... I put English muffins in the toaster

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

I said pop tarts on #1, but I got the rest right!
Good quiz!

Scudrnr Loc: Hancock, Wisconsin

I got them all but I must admit I have seen something like this before.

Omaryam2 Loc: Wi

Got em all but have to admit I’ve seen them before when I taught my 8th graders about reading carefully while preparing for standardized tests.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Missed the last one. I don't know how to drive a bus. LOL. Enjoyed 😉