Jeff Foxworthy sets the make fun of stage.
Dec 17, 2023 19:23:03 #
hueey
Loc: Lake Fork Tx
Not sure if this is attic bound??
Jeff Foxworthy writes.......
Have you ever wondered why it'sOK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, thePope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, b****s/w****s, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including ourfriends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America …but
if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.
HISTORICAL FACT
Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans!
Jeff Foxworthy writes.......
Have you ever wondered why it'sOK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, thePope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, b****s/w****s, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including ourfriends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America …but
if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.
HISTORICAL FACT
Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans!
Dec 17, 2023 19:59:10 #
hueey wrote:
Not sure if this is attic bound?? br Jeff Foxworth... (show quote)
Oh yeah Hueey, this is headed for the attic. It might not have been if you posted it in Chit Chat, instead of the main Fishing section.
Dec 17, 2023 20:29:01 #
hueey wrote:
Not sure if this is attic bound?? br Jeff Foxworth... (show quote)
👍👍wherever it ends up it’s hilarious
Dec 17, 2023 20:57:46 #
hueey wrote:
Not sure if this is attic bound?? br Jeff Foxworth... (show quote)
LOL
Always welcome in the attic someone will get a twist in their nickers.
Dec 17, 2023 22:14:47 #
If it wasn’t racial it would help. I realize many of you support that foolishness but it doesn’t mean we all do.
Dec 17, 2023 22:18:18 #
Jeremy wrote:
If it wasn’t racial it would help. I realize many of you support that foolishness but it doesn’t mean we all do.
Last I checked religion had nothing to do with race a highly educated man such as yourself I’m really suprised you didn’t know the difference
Dec 18, 2023 08:39:07 #
If you can't take a joke, don't read it. Definitely Attic material.
Dec 18, 2023 09:04:02 #
Dec 18, 2023 09:32:28 #
hueey
Loc: Lake Fork Tx
Jeremy wrote:
If it wasn’t racial it would help. I realize many of you support that foolishness but it doesn’t mean we all do.
Sorry it offends you, but I just say “Put your big boy pants on (if u have any) and don’t look at it”. 👖👖👖
Dec 18, 2023 09:47:40 #
hueey wrote:
Sorry it offends you, but I just say “Put your big boy pants on (if u have any) and don’t look at it”. 👖👖👖
I have adult pants and I don’t choose to be a r****t.
Dec 18, 2023 09:49:29 #
Rheatown wrote:
Last I checked religion had nothing to do with race a highly educated man such as yourself I’m really suprised you didn’t know the difference
If you don’t see the r****m in this you’re really never going to understand. More people die in the name of religion than anything. Read the last few sentences of the supposed joke. What did it say?
Dec 18, 2023 09:50:30 #
Rheatown wrote:
Last I checked religion had nothing to do with race a highly educated man such as yourself I’m really suprised you didn’t know the difference
Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans!
And this isn’t r****m?
Dec 18, 2023 10:07:09 #
Sounds like they have done a better job of protecting their home land than our government has ours.
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Dec 18, 2023 10:10:42 #
hueey wrote:
Sorry it offends you, but I just say “Put your big boy pants on (if u have any) and don’t look at it”. 👖👖👖
Maybe you should go to the store and buy some non-American r****t pants. I’m not commenting on the Muslim part. It’s the fact about you saying the wall in China has kept Mexicans out. What does that have to do with Muslims in the first place? Everyone in America has relatives from all over the world except 100% Native Americans and they even have bloodlines that are from other parts of the world. I have had so many awesome friends that are part of 100% Mexican. I have relatives that have married Mexican people. They actually served in US Air Force too. If you ask me this doesn’t belong in attic or anywhere on this website it plain old fashioned WRONG.
Don’t try to blame your wrongful doings on my pants or my age group because you’re the person in the wrong here not me.
It’s sad so many people today have racial hatred in their hearts. What’s worse is when they claim to be religious and think treating another human race as a lower class you just wait you will be judged for that and it might not be like you figured.
Seems to me you’re the guy that needs new pants.
Dec 18, 2023 10:13:04 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Sounds like they have done a better job of protecting their home land than our government has ours.
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It’s funny you people that always whine about C*******m. What is China?
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