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Dec 17, 2023 11:40:08   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.

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Dec 17, 2023 12:12:42   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


Good ones Dog.

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Dec 17, 2023 12:19:41   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)










Good ones you just made my morning

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Dec 17, 2023 14:54:47   #
Scudrnr Loc: Hancock, Wisconsin
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


All good for a chuckle

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Dec 17, 2023 19:04:30   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


Some good ones Black Dog 🤣🤣

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Dec 17, 2023 19:34:55   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Even my wife laughed.

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Dec 17, 2023 20:24:37   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Black Dog: Give me a call sometime. I would suggest meeting for coffee sometime, but I am in a motorized wheelchair and don't get out much.

Do you know where Parkwood Meadows in on Chisholm Trail? That is where I live. My phone is 713 560 3739.
Just Sayin...RJS

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Dec 17, 2023 20:25:19   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


Great jokes, I was feeling a little down, and now I'm ^. Thanks Blackdog .

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Dec 17, 2023 22:14:14   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


Some good laughs BD. Thanks for brightening up a gloomy evening.

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Dec 18, 2023 09:29:33   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


Always good to start the day smiling. Thanks Dog

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Dec 18, 2023 09:37:46   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


tee hee

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Dec 18, 2023 23:00:12   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Blackdog wrote:
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters

Police came round last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes.


She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she's reloading.


Last night my neighbor came home drunk. He banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone. So I told him he wasn't in there, so he left.


Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.


I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. She asked how I knew the deer was headed to work.
From the Seniorific News....Laughing Matters br b... (show quote)


Those are some good ones Blackdog, thanks for sharing them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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