Lottery Babes
Oct 21, 2023 19:32:17 #
A Wife asked her Husband ,,What would you do if I won the the Lottery? Husband says I'd take half and leave you ! Wife says well good,, I won $100 Dollars ,, Here's 50 ,, Keep in Touch !!😁🤙
Oct 21, 2023 19:40:43 #
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Oct 21, 2023 20:19:11 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
A Wife asked her Husband ,,What would you do if I won the the Lottery? Husband says I'd take half and leave you ! Wife says well good,, I won $100 Dollars ,, Here's 50 ,, Keep in Touch !!😁🤙
Ouch. That's the way it goes. LOL. Had a friend who divorced and she got the house. Second wife the same thing. The idiot married the first one for a second time and she got another house. He said from now on he was just going to skip the marriages and just buy his girlfriends a house. Cheaper then getting a lawyer.
Oct 21, 2023 20:28:23 #
Gordon wrote:
Ouch. That's the way it goes. LOL. Had a friend who divorced and she got the house. Second wife the same thing. The idiot married the first one for a second time and she got another house. He said from now on he was just going to skip the marriages and just buy his girlfriends a house. Cheaper then getting a lawyer.
Well, all I can say is "Some fools NEVER learn."
Oct 21, 2023 20:38:51 #
saw1 wrote:
Well, all I can say is "Some fools NEVER learn."
You are so right ✅️
Oct 22, 2023 00:14:46 #
Gordon wrote:
Ouch. That's the way it goes. LOL. Had a friend who divorced and she got the house. Second wife the same thing. The idiot married the first one for a second time and she got another house. He said from now on he was just going to skip the marriages and just buy his girlfriends a house. Cheaper then getting a lawyer.
I worked with a guy who’s buddy did same thing but even more he had vasectomy… had it reversed for same beep and ended up losing it all like 3 times including getting snipped… reattached then all over again.. paid child support etc.
Oct 22, 2023 02:08:46 #
Jeremy wrote:
I worked with a guy who’s buddy did same thing but even more he had vasectomy… had it reversed for same beep and ended up losing it all like 3 times including getting snipped… reattached then all over again.. paid child support etc.
Sounds like he could have stared in the movie "Dumb & Dumber".
Oct 22, 2023 10:41:09 #
saw1 wrote:
Sounds like he could have stared in the movie "Dumb & Dumber".
Oct 22, 2023 10:44:00 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
A Wife asked her Husband ,,What would you do if I won the the Lottery? Husband says I'd take half and leave you ! Wife says well good,, I won $100 Dollars ,, Here's 50 ,, Keep in Touch !!😁🤙
Wow that wasn’t a good day for him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can see his face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank Jar that was a good one 👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣
Oct 22, 2023 11:08:44 #
Oct 22, 2023 12:45:31 #
Billycrap2 wrote:
Wow that wasn’t a good day for him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can see his face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank Jar that was a good one 👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣
I can see his face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank Jar that was a good one 👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣
🤣😁🤙
Oct 22, 2023 12:46:00 #
Barnacles wrote:
Doggonit, our huevos sure do get us into a lot of trouble!
Yup !!🤣😂🍒
Oct 22, 2023 13:36:49 #
mdeadman54
Loc: Oakland, Ca
I like what I once heard a comedian say, "Next time I'll just find a woman I hate, and buy her a house!"
Oct 22, 2023 18:08:11 #
Gordon wrote:
Ouch. That's the way it goes. LOL. Had a friend who divorced and she got the house. Second wife the same thing. The idiot married the first one for a second time and she got another house. He said from now on he was just going to skip the marriages and just buy his girlfriends a house. Cheaper then getting a lawyer.
I seem to remember the last two lines from a Ron White stand up routine.
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