hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Due to my time alone, I finished three books yesterday. And believe me, that’s a lot of coloring.

What did our parents do to k**l boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

I tried donating blood today…NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions:
Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket

When I offer to wash your back in the shower, all you have to say is ‘yes’ or ‘no’.
Not all this “Who are you and how did you get in here?” nonsense.

Today, I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would.

Struggling to get your wife’s attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.

I grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now there’s no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.

Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember the password they created yesterday. You are my people.

One minute you’re young and fun. And next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Think you’re old and you will be old. Think you are young, and you will be delusional.

There’s nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think, “They are going to find me naked.”

Not in jail, not in a mental hospital, not in a grave—I say I’m having a very good day.

I don’t know about these things, but hey, I just post ‘em, I don’t write ‘em!
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good ones Hack, thanks!

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

More good ones Keith, thanks buddy.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thank you OJ. That’s pretty much it for now.👍
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks a lot Brother Fred. Appreciate it.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Hilarious, Hack. They got me to thinking. And that’s tough sometimes these days…😂🐟on

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

And a shoutout to those that can recall their high school locker combination.

Had to write it on my note book back then, a real bummer when I left the book inside the locker.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

All good ones Hack and good way to start out the morning

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

These are really good. Thanks buddy.
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ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

luv the homing pigeon!!

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Still smiling buddy.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

All good pal 👍

Fishandrods Loc: Alpine Ca foothills of San Diego

I’ll never forget mine, 36 22 36

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Those #'s sound a little curvaceous to me Fishandrod.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

All great Hack Thanks🇺🇸👍🤪🍺🍺🍻