1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a protective cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it wh**ever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
hacksaw wrote:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a protective cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it wh**ever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n br Female.. Any p... (
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OOOH... Some t***hs there. AND, you know what THEY say. "The t***h always hurts."
hacksaw wrote:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a protective cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it wh**ever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n br Female.. Any p... (
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Too good Keith, very funny
All good ones Hack and lots of t***h
hacksaw wrote:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a protective cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it wh**ever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n br Female.. Any p... (
show quote)
All too true Keith, thanks for the reminders.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Just telling it like it is
Remember BOTH sides of the conversation , saves a lot of headaches. Funny stuff man.
hacksaw wrote:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a protective cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it wh**ever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n br Female.. Any p... (
show quote)
The t***h has been spoken,🥴
You bet the t***h hurts. I thought these were pretty clever. Thanks Steve.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Oh the Wifey even got a chuckle from that one!!
hacksaw wrote:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a protective cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it wh**ever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n br Female.. Any p... (
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Particularly like the one about flatulence. I mean I own a fart machine. Came in handy when my mother in law visited and sat down on the couch.
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh the Wifey even got a chuckle from that one!!
That's great to know Doug. 😊
Hack🇺🇸🍺🍺
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