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Sep 14, 2023 11:29:58   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.

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Sep 14, 2023 11:41:06   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.


πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ½ I thought that was a good answer 🀣🀣🀣

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Sep 14, 2023 12:37:06   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.


I guess he gets notes to the parents from the cow also. LOL

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Sep 14, 2023 15:05:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.


Sure pick on Bobby, we all know little Johnny put him up to it

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Sep 14, 2023 15:12:09   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Like that one!

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Sep 14, 2023 15:14:42   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
Sure pick on Bobby, we all know little Johnny put him up to it


Everything is good until Bobby gets thrown under the bus.

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Sep 14, 2023 15:21:18   #
Catfish Dave Loc: Augusta Georgia
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.

IT WAS A TRAP!

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Sep 14, 2023 15:22:33   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Everything is good until Bobby gets thrown under the bus.


You know what Forest would say!

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Sep 14, 2023 16:35:37   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
In my day Bobby would have gotten a whipping when he got home

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Sep 14, 2023 22:03:22   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.


Whoops!! πŸ€ͺ πŸ„ 🀣 πŸ„ πŸ˜‚

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Sep 14, 2023 22:30:03   #
Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast
 
Sounds like something Calvin would say!

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Sep 15, 2023 09:57:35   #
Lockman54 Loc: Alliance,Oh
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A teacher asked Sara what we get from chickens. Her answer was eggs. That's right the teacher said.What do we get from pigs Bobby the teacher asked. Bacon, Bobby answered. That's right, the teacher said. Okay Bobby, what do we get from cows the teacher asked. Homework, Bobby answered.

A note to Bobby's parents was sent home that day.


Bobby's answer spot on! LOL!

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