Farmer Troy’ Farm
Sep 6, 2023 08:55:42 #
A police officer in Hampstead stops at a local farm.
He talks with old farmer Troy, and tells him.
” I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”.
Farmer Troy days ,
” OKay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he is pointing out the location.
The police officer verbally explodes saying,
” Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me”.
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, and proudly displays it to the farmer.
” See the badge old man? this badge means I am allowed to go on any land … have I made myself clear”.
Farmer Troy apologizes, nods and goes about his chores.
A short time later the old farmerTroy hears loud screaming, looks up and sees the police officer running in front of one of farmers Troy biggest bulls.
With every step the officer makes the bull gains two, only seconds before the bull reaches him.
Farmer Troy drops his tools and stands up and yells.
“Your badge, Show him your badge!”
He talks with old farmer Troy, and tells him.
” I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”.
Farmer Troy days ,
” OKay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he is pointing out the location.
The police officer verbally explodes saying,
” Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me”.
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, and proudly displays it to the farmer.
” See the badge old man? this badge means I am allowed to go on any land … have I made myself clear”.
Farmer Troy apologizes, nods and goes about his chores.
A short time later the old farmerTroy hears loud screaming, looks up and sees the police officer running in front of one of farmers Troy biggest bulls.
With every step the officer makes the bull gains two, only seconds before the bull reaches him.
Farmer Troy drops his tools and stands up and yells.
“Your badge, Show him your badge!”
Sep 6, 2023 08:58:38 #
Sep 6, 2023 09:03:15 #
Slimshady wrote:
lol. Guess he should have listened
I am use to people not listening to me. Been with Plum so long now but refuse to give up on him.
Sep 6, 2023 09:04:52 #
Sep 6, 2023 09:38:50 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
I am use to people not listening to me. Been with Plum so long now but refuse to give up on him.
I find it hard to listen to a guy who thinks this is going crabbing.
Sep 6, 2023 09:42:45 #
plumbob wrote:
I find it hard to listen to a guy who thinks this is going crabbing.
Just like I find it hard to believe you still park your Mr Bean car in front of the gate.
Sep 6, 2023 10:01:48 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Just like I find it hard to believe you still park your Mr Bean car in front of the gate.
Don't know where this is going so, Okay?
Sep 6, 2023 11:07:44 #
plumbob wrote:
Don't know where this is going so, Okay?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ain’t it fun for a hump day 🤣🤣 and you don’t have a clue 🤣🤣
Sep 6, 2023 11:19:22 #
Billycrap2 wrote:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ain’t it fun for a hump day 🤣🤣 and you don’t have a clue 🤣🤣
Never a dull moment Billy and that is a good thing sometimes.Sep 6, 2023 11:53:51 #
Sep 6, 2023 12:02:19 #
plumbob wrote:
Don't know where this is going so, Okay?
Just when you never listen to me. The car is blocking the gate plum. Can Ms Ethel move it?
Sep 6, 2023 12:38:58 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Just when you never listen to me. The car is blocking the gate plum. Can Ms Ethel move it?
Not mine, I am still in Maryland. You ask Ms Ethel and make sure you don't disturb Ed now that he has taken a smitten to her.
Sep 6, 2023 16:03:38 #
plumbob wrote:
Not mine, I am still in Maryland. You ask Ms Ethel and make sure you don't disturb Ed now that he has taken a smitten to her.
Ms. Ethel came out to move it. It was her daughters new car. She’s here to visit for a month.
Sep 6, 2023 18:23:05 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Ms. Ethel came out to move it. It was her daughters new car. She’s here to visit for a month.
Which one? Hope it isn't the red head. She is a little to feisty, so I have heard.
Sep 6, 2023 20:35:48 #
plumbob wrote:
Not mine, I am still in Maryland. You ask Ms Ethel and make sure you don't disturb Ed now that he has taken a smitten to her.
I was asking about Miss Jenny not Ms Ethal. Keep me out of it.
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