Fly assassin
Aug 31, 2023 14:21:56 #
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
Aug 31, 2023 14:53:47 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
Aug 31, 2023 15:41:21 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
🍺 or ☎️ who knew how to do that before? 🤣
Aug 31, 2023 15:42:12 #
Aug 31, 2023 16:10:35 #
Aug 31, 2023 17:20:58 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
👍🤪👍
Aug 31, 2023 21:54:17 #
Aug 31, 2023 21:56:07 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
Thanks Bf. Now I’ll be able to keep score 🍺☎️📱
🌴😎🌴
Sep 1, 2023 16:56:58 #
Sep 1, 2023 19:28:56 #
CoDen wrote:
Thanks Bf. Now I’ll be able to keep score 🍺☎️📱
🌴😎🌴
🌴😎🌴
I love killing flies.
Sep 1, 2023 21:47:50 #
Sep 2, 2023 05:59:20 #
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