The benefits of rye bread
Aug 30, 2023 16:59:50 #
Two old guys, Rick 80 and Bill 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
He said, “I want five loaves.”
She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”
He replied,
“I can’t believe everybody knows about this stuff but me.”
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
He said, “I want five loaves.”
She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”
He replied,
“I can’t believe everybody knows about this stuff but me.”Aug 30, 2023 17:49:43 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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So good. We all got a good laugh on this one.
Aug 30, 2023 18:44:45 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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If it weren't $ 5.00 for what seems like a half a loaf, might had to try that.
Aug 30, 2023 20:01:06 #
Aug 30, 2023 20:37:54 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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Looks like some Reuben sandwiches are in my future. Too funny. 👍
Aug 30, 2023 21:49:21 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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I just got called a punk kid just a few post back😂 well now after reading this post I feel pretty good about it, cause I don't need any rye bread 😂🍞😂🍞
Aug 30, 2023 22:10:07 #
plumbob wrote:
If it weren't $ 5.00 for what seems like a half a loaf, might had to try that.
BJs has double loves for that price.
Aug 30, 2023 22:38:53 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽 good one there BF 👍🏽👍🏽
Aug 31, 2023 01:46:35 #
Chuckay wrote:
I just got called a punk kid just a few post back😂 well now after reading this post I feel pretty good about it, cause I don't need any rye bread 😂🍞😂🍞
I haven't forgotten that post either.
Aug 31, 2023 06:54:10 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Looks like some Reuben sandwiches are in my future. Too funny. 👍
Oh, gotta luv a good Reuben sammich!
Aug 31, 2023 07:36:06 #
Aug 31, 2023 07:48:27 #
dbed wrote:
Trivia Where was the Reuben sandwich invented?
No idea but I'd like to shake his hand. Hope you're all moved in now Ed and can relax a bit.
Aug 31, 2023 07:50:35 #
As I sit here and munch on my rye toast with homemade strawberry jam.
Aug 31, 2023 08:06:23 #
dbed wrote:
Trivia Where was the Reuben sandwich invented?
Wild guess, Katz's Deli in NYC.
Aug 31, 2023 09:36:17 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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That's a new one and good one!!
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