flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Well, things went well today, 80*, a few sprinkles, a little wind, it was great. Only 4 showed up for the pontoon ride, but that was just right. We didn't want all 9 to show up. Talk is cheap when you have a few barley pops in you. Very few people on the river, probably due to the weather forecast. It was a very good day for a couple of old farts.

So, your bedtime story:

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money...
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting drunker and drunker, all for free.

At the tenth pub, Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'



Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub


Oh, this is a nasty one, sorry.

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Oh my, Leo. Poor Shamus. I think he got the short end of the sausage…😂 good night everyone…🥱🐟on

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Good night knuckleheads. Be careful what you put in your 👄 folks.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

That's bad news for Shamus, he got the shaft.
Good night Leo.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good Night Greg and brother Dave.

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

Good night, Leo and y’all!

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Nite, Fred, Greg, Randy. Need to be careful when you’re drinking…😂🐟on

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Good night guys. Ended up a pretty nice day. Gonna try to fish tomorrow, watching the weather tonight. Sleep well.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Gnite Leo Dave G Fred Randy Jimmy
Y'all have a nice evening stay safe brothers n sisters 👍 😴

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Gnite Leo Dave G Fred Randy Jimmy
Y'all have a nice evening stay safe brothers n sisters 👍 😴

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good night everyone.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

👍😴

Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas

Good night Leo and y’all . Glad everyone had a great time and that was a great joke. I was laughing so hard.🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

DCGravity Loc: Fairfax, VA (by way of Cleveland OH)

Oops! Looks like Shamus got a little a head of himself!

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Good night all a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣