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Good night, 8/5/23A rookie cop is being trained by his sergeant Unfortunately it's a pretty slow day. Finally the sergeant says "Okay, here'
Aug 5, 2023 19:51:16   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family reunion and saw people that we hadn't seen in a couple of years. That was a good thing. Trever stayed down with his brother tonight. Which was also a good thing. I'm sure they will put the cows to bed. About 11 are supposed to show up at our place for a big pontoon ride. The max. on the pontoon is 11, but I doubt if they all will show up. Also, there is a 60% chance of rain tomorrow afternoon, so that may not happen at all. We'll see what happens, if it happens it happens. Go with it.

And your bedtime story:

A rookie cop is being trained by his sergeant
Unfortunately it's a pretty slow day. Finally the sergeant says "Okay, here's a hint. Pick a car and just follow him around. Before long he's bound to make a mistake, and you can pull him over for that." So the sergeant selects a car, and starts following it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The car is being driven perfectly. Every stop is a full stop. Every turn is signaled. Every speed limit is followed precisely. There is just nothing to justify pulling this car over. Finally the sergeant just decides to flip on the lights and pull the car over. He tells his trainee to stay in the cruiser, and walks up to the car.

"Sir, I just want to compliment you. I've been following you for 20 minutes waiting for you to make an error so I can show my trainee, and for 20 minutes you have driven this car absolutely perfectly to the letter of the law. I am impressed."

"Well, thanks," the driver says "when you're this drunk, you gotta try that much harder."

Have a good evening folks!

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Aug 5, 2023 19:57:14   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
flyguy wrote:
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family reunion and saw people that we hadn't seen in a couple of years. That was a good thing. Trever stayed down with his brother tonight. Which was also a good thing. I'm sure they will put the cows to bed. About 11 are supposed to show up at our place for a big pontoon ride. The max. on the pontoon is 11, but I doubt if they all will show up. Also, there is a 60% chance of rain tomorrow afternoon, so that may not happen at all. We'll see what happens, if it happens it happens. Go with it.

And your bedtime story:

A rookie cop is being trained by his sergeant
Unfortunately it's a pretty slow day. Finally the sergeant says "Okay, here's a hint. Pick a car and just follow him around. Before long he's bound to make a mistake, and you can pull him over for that." So the sergeant selects a car, and starts following it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The car is being driven perfectly. Every stop is a full stop. Every turn is signaled. Every speed limit is followed precisely. There is just nothing to justify pulling this car over. Finally the sergeant just decides to flip on the lights and pull the car over. He tells his trainee to stay in the cruiser, and walks up to the car.

"Sir, I just want to compliment you. I've been following you for 20 minutes waiting for you to make an error so I can show my trainee, and for 20 minutes you have driven this car absolutely perfectly to the letter of the law. I am impressed."

"Well, thanks," the driver says "when you're this drunk, you gotta try that much harder."

Have a good evening folks!
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family... (show quote)


Sorry, I'm not sure what happened there. I tried to edit the title but the PC didn't listen. I'm sure you will get the drift.

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Aug 5, 2023 19:57:25   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
flyguy wrote:
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family reunion and saw people that we hadn't seen in a couple of years. That was a good thing. Trever stayed down with his brother tonight. Which was also a good thing. I'm sure they will put the cows to bed. About 11 are supposed to show up at our place for a big pontoon ride. The max. on the pontoon is 11, but I doubt if they all will show up. Also, there is a 60% chance of rain tomorrow afternoon, so that may not happen at all. We'll see what happens, if it happens it happens. Go with it.

And your bedtime story:

A rookie cop is being trained by his sergeant
Unfortunately it's a pretty slow day. Finally the sergeant says "Okay, here's a hint. Pick a car and just follow him around. Before long he's bound to make a mistake, and you can pull him over for that." So the sergeant selects a car, and starts following it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The car is being driven perfectly. Every stop is a full stop. Every turn is signaled. Every speed limit is followed precisely. There is just nothing to justify pulling this car over. Finally the sergeant just decides to flip on the lights and pull the car over. He tells his trainee to stay in the cruiser, and walks up to the car.

"Sir, I just want to compliment you. I've been following you for 20 minutes waiting for you to make an error so I can show my trainee, and for 20 minutes you have driven this car absolutely perfectly to the letter of the law. I am impressed."

"Well, thanks," the driver says "when you're this drunk, you gotta try that much harder."

Have a good evening folks!
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family... (show quote)


So in other words if it’s not raining your figuring hangovers will keep the numbers low?

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Aug 5, 2023 20:00:21   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
flyguy wrote:
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family reunion and saw people that we hadn't seen in a couple of years. That was a good thing. Trever stayed down with his brother tonight. Which was also a good thing. I'm sure they will put the cows to bed. About 11 are supposed to show up at our place for a big pontoon ride. The max. on the pontoon is 11, but I doubt if they all will show up. Also, there is a 60% chance of rain tomorrow afternoon, so that may not happen at all. We'll see what happens, if it happens it happens. Go with it.

And your bedtime story:

A rookie cop is being trained by his sergeant
Unfortunately it's a pretty slow day. Finally the sergeant says "Okay, here's a hint. Pick a car and just follow him around. Before long he's bound to make a mistake, and you can pull him over for that." So the sergeant selects a car, and starts following it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The car is being driven perfectly. Every stop is a full stop. Every turn is signaled. Every speed limit is followed precisely. There is just nothing to justify pulling this car over. Finally the sergeant just decides to flip on the lights and pull the car over. He tells his trainee to stay in the cruiser, and walks up to the car.

"Sir, I just want to compliment you. I've been following you for 20 minutes waiting for you to make an error so I can show my trainee, and for 20 minutes you have driven this car absolutely perfectly to the letter of the law. I am impressed."

"Well, thanks," the driver says "when you're this drunk, you gotta try that much harder."

Have a good evening folks!
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family... (show quote)


Good night, Leo and y’all!

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Aug 5, 2023 20:01:53   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Good night knuckleheads.

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Aug 5, 2023 20:30:55   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
Good night, everyone…🥱🐟on

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Aug 5, 2023 21:43:42   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Good night everyone sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite 💤💤💤💤💤💤

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Aug 5, 2023 22:01:43   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family reunion and saw people that we hadn't seen in a couple of years. That was a good thing. Trever stayed down with his brother tonight. Which was also a good thing. I'm sure they will put the cows to bed. About 11 are supposed to show up at our place for a big pontoon ride. The max. on the pontoon is 11, but I doubt if they all will show up. Also, there is a 60% chance of rain tomorrow afternoon, so that may not happen at all. We'll see what happens, if it happens it happens. Go with it.

And your bedtime story:

A rookie cop is being trained by his sergeant
Unfortunately it's a pretty slow day. Finally the sergeant says "Okay, here's a hint. Pick a car and just follow him around. Before long he's bound to make a mistake, and you can pull him over for that." So the sergeant selects a car, and starts following it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The car is being driven perfectly. Every stop is a full stop. Every turn is signaled. Every speed limit is followed precisely. There is just nothing to justify pulling this car over. Finally the sergeant just decides to flip on the lights and pull the car over. He tells his trainee to stay in the cruiser, and walks up to the car.

"Sir, I just want to compliment you. I've been following you for 20 minutes waiting for you to make an error so I can show my trainee, and for 20 minutes you have driven this car absolutely perfectly to the letter of the law. I am impressed."

"Well, thanks," the driver says "when you're this drunk, you gotta try that much harder."

Have a good evening folks!
Well, it was a great day today. We had the family... (show quote)

I love this one and y’all have a nice evening😴🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

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Aug 5, 2023 22:28:05   #
ReRe Loc: Denver Colorado
 
😂. That was good

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Aug 6, 2023 06:58:52   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
ReRe wrote:
😂. That was good


Good morning, ReRe, welcome to the Stage!!! I haven't heard from you before. Welcome aboard.

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Aug 6, 2023 09:43:53   #
ReRe Loc: Denver Colorado
 
Morning. I just started fishing last year. I came across this site, last month I believe. Trying to figure what I’m doing. 😂. It’s been frustrating, yet relaxing. If that makes sense. I mainly do shore fishing and I’m/ we ( my fishing buddy) are having no luck. 😢. I look forward to more stories. 😂

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Aug 6, 2023 18:25:24   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
ReRe wrote:
Morning. I just started fishing last year. I came across this site, last month I believe. Trying to figure what I’m doing. 😂. It’s been frustrating, yet relaxing. If that makes sense. I mainly do shore fishing and I’m/ we ( my fishing buddy) are having no luck. 😢. I look forward to more stories. 😂



Well, if you have any questions, just ask. The answers will be mostly BS, but some may show you the way. Good luck!

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