Strangers on a train
Aug 2, 2023 10:07:36 #
An oldie, but goodie...
A man and a woman who had never met before but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damned blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End.
A man and a woman who had never met before but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damned blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End.
Aug 2, 2023 10:14:32 #
Aug 2, 2023 11:20:40 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
An oldie, but goodie... br br A man and a woman w... (show quote)
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Aug 2, 2023 11:33:03 #
Aug 2, 2023 12:42:39 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
An oldie, but goodie... br br A man and a woman w... (show quote)
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