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A star in the east and three wise men
Aug 1, 2023 16:55:20   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
A woman took her 15 year old daughter, Mandy, to the doctor with cravings and being sick every morning. The doctor, after examining Mandy, told her mom, "your daughter is pregnant, probably about four months."

"That can't be, the mom said. Mandy has never been with a man. Right, Mandy? That's right mom, I never even kissed a man."

The doctor went to the window and stared out for about five minutes. "Is there something out there, mom asked. No, the doctor said but the last time this happened there was a star in the east and three wise men came over a hill and I'll be damned if I miss it this time."

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Aug 1, 2023 17:57:20   #
seesalt Loc: Pisgah Forest, NC
 
Good one Greg

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Aug 1, 2023 18:04:50   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
A woman took her 15 year old daughter, Mandy, to the doctor with cravings and being sick every morning. The doctor, after examining Mandy, told her mom, "your daughter is pregnant, probably about four months."

"That can't be, the mom said. Mandy has never been with a man. Right, Mandy? That's right mom, I never even kissed a man."

The doctor went to the window and stared out for about five minutes. "Is there something out there, mom asked. No, the doctor said but the last time this happened there was a star in the east and three wise men came over a hill and I'll be damned if I miss it this time."
A woman took her 15 year old daughter, Mandy, to t... (show quote)


Yep, sounds bout right to me.

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Aug 1, 2023 20:50:19   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That is a classic!

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