Pay close attention
Jul 30, 2023 18:41:34 #
The college professor started the class by telling them, "In veterinary medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal's body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid by not paying attention."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid by not paying attention."
Jul 30, 2023 18:51:59 #
Jul 30, 2023 18:56:59 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
The college professor started the class by telling... (show quote)
Most of them would never make it, when they would have to stick there arm up pass your elbow to help a calf get turned around the right way to be born and about that time she has to go, that would be a end of 99% of them 😂😂
Jul 30, 2023 20:05:26 #
Chuckay wrote:
Most of them would never make it, when they would have to stick there arm up pass your elbow to help a calf get turned around the right way to be born and about that time she has to go, that would be a end of 99% of them 😂😂
Boy, ain't that the truth.
Jul 30, 2023 21:34:31 #
Chuckay wrote:
Most of them would never make it, when they would have to stick there arm up pass your elbow to help a calf get turned around the right way to be born and about that time she has to go, that would be a end of 99% of them 😂😂
Been there, done that Chuckay. Was married to a gal whose Dad ran a cow/calf operation. A lot of those kids wouldn’t make it…
🐟onJul 30, 2023 21:36:38 #
Chuckay wrote:
Most of them would never make it, when they would have to stick there arm up pass your elbow to help a calf get turned around the right way to be born and about that time she has to go, that would be a end of 99% of them 😂😂
Is that where don’t give a beep?
Or 2 beeps started?
Jul 30, 2023 21:37:08 #
DozerDave wrote:
Been there, done that Chuckay. Was married to a gal whose Dad ran a cow/calf operation. A lot of those kids wouldn’t make it… 🐟on
🐟onDid you stick it up past elbow? Need sanitizer for the beard?
Jul 30, 2023 21:50:40 #
Jeremy wrote:
Did you stick it up past elbow? Need sanitizer for the beard?
That was before my whisker days…
🐟onJul 30, 2023 22:01:27 #
DozerDave wrote:
That was before my whisker days… 🐟on
🐟onGuy's we just had a bad lighting storm and it hit in the back of my pasture and started a fire, luckily it burned itself out by the time I got back where it was with all the hard rain, so got some fence to fix in the morning and check on the cow's and make sure all are accountable for. Always something, Chuck
Jul 30, 2023 22:16:38 #
Chuckay wrote:
Guy's we just had a bad lighting storm and it hit in the back of my pasture and started a fire, luckily it burned itself out by the time I got back where it was with all the hard rain, so got some fence to fix in the morning and check on the cow's and make sure all are accountable for. Always something, Chuck
Yep, use to get those calls in the middle of the night. “Your cows are out on the highway”…
🐟onJul 30, 2023 22:23:07 #
DozerDave wrote:
Yep, use to get those calls in the middle of the night. “Your cows are out on the highway”… 🐟on
🐟onYeah Dave, I remember those days. Such FUN !
Jul 30, 2023 22:24:22 #
DozerDave wrote:
Yep, use to get those calls in the middle of the night. “Your cows are out on the highway”… 🐟on
🐟onI don't get many of them Dave, I keep a 6 strand's of barbwire fence up and check it regularly. Where the fire was is a cross fence and I closed all the gates going back there the cow's looked to be up closer to the house.. just had a new born last night and more on the way, gotta watch the heifers having the first calf.. 👍
Jul 30, 2023 22:29:59 #
saw1 wrote:
Yeah Dave, I remember those days. Such FUN !
Saw,I have three pastures and all have some State Road frontage so gotta keep a good fence up. That's why we have mostly Charlotte and Red Angus cattle you could see them a little better if one did get on the road...
Jul 30, 2023 22:35:10 #
Chuckay wrote:
Saw,I have three pastures and all have some State Road frontage so gotta keep a good fence up. That's why we have mostly Charlotte and Red Angus cattle you could see them a little better if one did get on the road...
Our MAIN road we had was a dirt road but it was still traveled by all the people that lived out our way so we had to keep them up.
Jul 30, 2023 22:47:25 #
saw1 wrote:
Our MAIN road we had was a dirt road but it was still traveled by all the people that lived out our way so we had to keep them up.
The pasture here at the house has 1/2 mile St. Rd. and a county road leading to a large nursery about a mile at the end then a nother county road on the south of us the grandkids like to ride the 4 wheelers around so they are good about checking the fences 😂
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