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Jul 29, 2023 18:16:33   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
What does a fisherman call the what he uses as net ?--Annette.
What do you call a lure that doesn't catch fish? A fail- lure.
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How did the minnows feel that didn't catch fish? Gill-ty.

Stay tuned for more lame jokes to come.

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Jul 29, 2023 18:53:14   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
What does a fisherman call the what he uses as net ?--Annette.
What do you call a lure that doesn't catch fish? A fail- lure.
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How did the minnows feel that didn't catch fish? Gill-ty.

Stay tuned for more lame jokes to come.


I don’t know GMan, I thought they were pretty good with the possible exception of #3

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Jul 29, 2023 19:23:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
What does a fisherman call the what he uses as net ?--Annette.
What do you call a lure that doesn't catch fish? A fail- lure.
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How did the minnows feel that didn't catch fish? Gill-ty.

Stay tuned for more lame jokes to come.


Yep got a few of those # 2 lures.

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Jul 29, 2023 19:42:39   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
What does a fisherman call the what he uses as net ?--Annette.
What do you call a lure that doesn't catch fish? A fail- lure.
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How did the minnows feel that didn't catch fish? Gill-ty.

Stay tuned for more lame jokes to come.


You’ve still got it, buddy. Lame as ever…😂🐟on

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Jul 29, 2023 19:47:12   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
DozerDave wrote:
You’ve still got it, buddy. Lame as ever…😂🐟on


Thanks DD. I don't like to brag but you don't get this lame overnight.

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Jul 29, 2023 19:50:18   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks DD. I don't like to brag but you don't get this lame overnight.


🤠👍

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Jul 29, 2023 19:51:37   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
DozerDave wrote:
You’ve still got it, buddy. Lame as ever…😂🐟on


Ah come on Dave, Greg listens to Alexa 24/7.

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Jul 29, 2023 19:57:30   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
bknecht wrote:
I don’t know GMan, I thought they were pretty good with the possible exception of #3


You're as good as ever, G'Man.

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Jul 29, 2023 19:58:10   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
Ah come on Dave, Greg listens to Alexa 24/7.


The secret is out. Thanks Bob. There goes the neighborhood.

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Jul 29, 2023 20:03:10   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
The secret is out. Thanks Bob. There goes the neighborhood.


Leo confides in Siri, so you two shouldn't have any conflicting lameness.

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Jul 29, 2023 20:18:55   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
What does a fisherman call the what he uses as net ?--Annette.
What do you call a lure that doesn't catch fish? A fail- lure.
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How did the minnows feel that didn't catch fish? Gill-ty.

Stay tuned for more lame jokes to come.


Good ones G, as lame as ever.

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Jul 29, 2023 20:21:37   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Fredfish wrote:
Good ones G, as lame as ever.


Thanks Fred. I 🤔.

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Jul 29, 2023 20:57:00   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks DD. I don't like to brag but you don't get this lame overnight.


I’m sure you’ve been at it for quite some time, to achieve such greatness, in the field of lameness…😂🐟on

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Jul 29, 2023 20:59:47   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
DozerDave wrote:
I’m sure you’ve been at it for quite some time, to achieve such greatness, in the field of lameness…😂🐟on


Aw shucks.

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Jul 29, 2023 21:08:30   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
What does a fisherman call the what he uses as net ?--Annette.
What do you call a lure that doesn't catch fish? A fail- lure.
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
How did the minnows feel that didn't catch fish? Gill-ty.

Stay tuned for more lame jokes to come.


What do you call one quarter tapping on another quarter? A quarter pounder!

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