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Jun 8, 2023 06:44:17   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
During a visit to Randy Hartford's doctor, he asked Dr. Cam T, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?"

"Well," Doc Cam T said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," Randy said. "A normal person would use the bucket, because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" Doc Cam T said. "A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?


Welcome back Randy the barrel missed you and


DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

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Jun 8, 2023 09:10:47   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Plum you know better. Leave Pastor Randy out of your mess. What if I had put you in a Nursing Home?

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Jun 8, 2023 09:13:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum you know better. Leave Pastor Randy out of your mess. What if I had put you in a Nursing Home?



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Jun 8, 2023 09:16:37   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum you know better. Leave Pastor Randy out of your mess. What if I had put you in a Nursing Home?


Well Pastor Troy went out to Pasture, so upping my odds by recruiting the better of the two Pastors.

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Jun 8, 2023 09:50:35   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Well Pastor Troy went out to Pasture, so upping my odds by recruiting the better of the two Pastors.


SMH

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Jun 8, 2023 09:51:02   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 

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Jun 8, 2023 09:53:23   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
I see from the picture Plum has four toes on each foot.
I'm sure there's a story for that.

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Jun 8, 2023 09:54:58   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
mistred64 wrote:
I see from the picture Plum has four toes on each foot.
I'm sure there's a story for that.


Probably makes up for it by having 2 thumbs on each hand

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Jun 8, 2023 10:17:02   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
plumbob wrote:
During a visit to Randy Hartford's doctor, he asked Dr. Cam T, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?"

"Well," Doc Cam T said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," Randy said. "A normal person would use the bucket, because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" Doc Cam T said. "A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?


Welcome back Randy the barrel missed you and


DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
During a visit to Randy Hartford's doctor, he aske... (show quote)


That’s funny, Bob, and very prophetic of you. I actually DO have a Doctors appointment today!
😳😆

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Jun 8, 2023 10:30:19   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
mistred64 wrote:
I see from the picture Plum has four toes on each foot.
I'm sure there's a story for that.


It’s coming. I am not ready to tell it yet.

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Jun 8, 2023 11:10:02   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Randyhartford wrote:
That’s funny, Bob, and very prophetic of you. I actually DO have a Doctors appointment today!
😳😆


Best of luck on the appointment Randy, Doctor Cam has lollipops top drawer right hand side.

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Jun 8, 2023 11:11:21   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
mistred64 wrote:
I see from the picture Plum has four toes on each foot.
I'm sure there's a story for that.


Former Tar Heal resident Ed. Left 2 there formy return

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Jun 9, 2023 06:05:28   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Former Tar Heal resident Ed. Left 2 there formy return


Plum I am trying to be honest about your toes.

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Jun 9, 2023 06:14:26   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum I am trying to be honest about your toes.


" honest " You!!!!!!!

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Jun 9, 2023 06:18:32   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
" honest " You!!!!!!!


You should know by now I will not allow you to hurt my friends with your lies. I know what happened to your toes Plum.

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