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Miss Kandy had a slight medical scare.
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Jun 7, 2023 08:01:31   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
plumbob wrote:
Miss Kandy had a little scare, she thought at 50 PREGNANTCY wasn't possible.

Story goes Miss Kandy went to Doctor Gordon's office where she was seen at first by a younger in-experienced Doctor Whitey.

Kandy figured after you Saw1 Doc, you seen them all, but Doc Whitey is a Grizzly looking dude 17 times over.

So after about four minutes had enough and requested the seasoned Doc Gordon.

However, just a few minutes later out from the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

Oh my what did Doc Gordon do was the curious thoughts of Henry G while waiting on his snip and tuck procedure.

Nurse Betts managed to stop Miss Kandy and asked what the problem was, and she told her the story.

After listening, ( nurse Betts is good at that ) she had Kandy sit down and relax in another room.

Doc Gordon marched down the hallway back to where the Doc Whitey was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?! I confirmed what ever it was you said with out checking the chart to Miss Kandy. " the Doc Gordon demanded.”

Miss Kandy is 50 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor Whitey continued writing and without looking up said,







"Does she still have the hiccups?"
Miss Kandy had a little scare, she thought at 50 P... (show quote)


Ha ha ha!

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Jun 7, 2023 08:22:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Ha ha ha!


Glad to see you are up and running.

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Jun 7, 2023 08:28:46   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Kandy

Any hiccups this morning

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Jun 7, 2023 09:57:07   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Jun 7, 2023 10:37:46   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
plumbob wrote:
You may need to make a Florida house call Whitey.

For now it seems he has the itch under control for Today it appears.


Let's hope so Plum. Hopefully he's not just laying in the pool trying to take care of his problem ðŸ˜ģ

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Jun 7, 2023 13:12:17   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
plumbob wrote:
Glad to see you are up and running.


Had a tennis match 9am so didn't have my usual dose of you guys this morning.
We won 6-1, 6-3 and by the end of game the smoke coming down from Nova Scotia was getting really bad again. It was horrible last night, clear enough this morning to not be dangerous but now hazardous breathing. Have to check out what's going on Cape Breton. We rode motorcycle all the around there a few years ago. Pristine and beautiful. A real shame this is happening.

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Jun 7, 2023 17:33:29   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
plumbob wrote:
Miss Kandy had a little scare, she thought at 50 PREGNANTCY wasn't possible.

Story goes Miss Kandy went to Doctor Gordon's office where she was seen at first by a younger in-experienced Doctor Whitey.

Kandy figured after you Saw1 Doc, you seen them all, but Doc Whitey is a Grizzly looking dude 17 times over.

So after about four minutes had enough and requested the seasoned Doc Gordon.

However, just a few minutes later out from the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

Oh my what did Doc Gordon do was the curious thoughts of Henry G while waiting on his snip and tuck procedure.

Nurse Betts managed to stop Miss Kandy and asked what the problem was, and she told her the story.

After listening, ( nurse Betts is good at that ) she had Kandy sit down and relax in another room.

Doc Gordon marched down the hallway back to where the Doc Whitey was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?! I confirmed what ever it was you said with out checking the chart to Miss Kandy. " the Doc Gordon demanded.”

Miss Kandy is 50 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor Whitey continued writing and without looking up said,







"Does she still have the hiccups?"
Miss Kandy had a little scare, she thought at 50 P... (show quote)


Good one Plumbob ðŸĪŠðŸ‘

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Jun 7, 2023 18:45:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
HenryG wrote:
Good one Plumbob ðŸĪŠðŸ‘


Even better Kandy laughed.

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Jun 7, 2023 19:23:45   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
plumbob wrote:
Even better Kandy laughed.


👍👍

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Jun 7, 2023 21:51:40   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
plumbob wrote:
Miss Kandy had a little scare, she thought at 50 PREGNANTCY wasn't possible.

Story goes Miss Kandy went to Doctor Gordon's office where she was seen at first by a younger in-experienced Doctor Whitey.

Kandy figured after you Saw1 Doc, you seen them all, but Doc Whitey is a Grizzly looking dude 17 times over.

So after about four minutes had enough and requested the seasoned Doc Gordon.

However, just a few minutes later out from the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

Oh my what did Doc Gordon do was the curious thoughts of Henry G while waiting on his snip and tuck procedure.

Nurse Betts managed to stop Miss Kandy and asked what the problem was, and she told her the story.

After listening, ( nurse Betts is good at that ) she had Kandy sit down and relax in another room.

Doc Gordon marched down the hallway back to where the Doc Whitey was writing on his clipboard.

"What the hell is the matter with you?! I confirmed what ever it was you said with out checking the chart to Miss Kandy. " the Doc Gordon demanded.”

Miss Kandy is 50 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor Whitey continued writing and without looking up said,







"Does she still have the hiccups?"
Miss Kandy had a little scare, she thought at 50 P... (show quote)

That is your best one let !!@
You had me all the way

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Jun 7, 2023 23:39:07   #
NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA
 
plumbob wrote:
Even better Kandy laughed.


But, was it a HA Ha Ha or was it a Ha Ha Ha? Same laugh but two entirely different meanings!

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Jun 8, 2023 13:11:59   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
NoCal Steve wrote:
But, was it a HA Ha Ha or was it a Ha Ha Ha? Same laugh but two entirely different meanings!


Thought it was pretty funny. I've repeated it already.

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Jun 9, 2023 05:12:24   #
NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Thought it was pretty funny. I've repeated it already.


Your sense of humor has always been great. I was just making a play on the written word and communication.

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Jun 9, 2023 09:07:33   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
NoCal Steve wrote:
Your sense of humor has always been great. I was just making a play on the written word and communication.


I told it to my doctor yesterday, lol!!

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Jun 9, 2023 09:32:38   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
kandydisbar wrote:
I told it to my doctor yesterday, lol!!


I hope everything is OK Kandy an glad I could help you get over them Hiccups 👍

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