plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Fourchon says Some people try to turn back their odometers. But Not me!!!

I want people to know why I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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OJ gets a little up set adding up his golf scores at times but does have a solution.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
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Good OLD Troy Pm me about this was it a reminder or a statement?

First you forget names, then you forget faces.

Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when

you forget to pull it down.


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Two guys, one old, one young, ( plumbob and Grizzly 17 )
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The old Griz says to the young plum, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

Plum says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

Griz says: "Well, maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"

Plum replies, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs and is wearing short shorts.

What does your wife look like?' To which the old Griz says, "Doesn't
matter, --- let's look for yours."


And here is one for all of many of us here on the stage

"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth!"

Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you stick around awhile it will!



Good friends are like quilts, they age with you and yet, they never lose their warmth.

Take good care of them one never knows when one needs another.

Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis

Good ones thanks for sharing

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

All gems!! Thanks to the contributors!

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Some more good ones .

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Especially the hand on mouth.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Yes Plum, some of the roads weren’t paved but some were, with me. Did you get the number of that bus?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Bus been in the shop to long 4, Got new tires had to try them out. beep beep.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Boy Howdy Plum. You hit the nail on the head with those.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Better than my thumb Steve

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

LOL, ain't that the truth.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Bob wish I would have seen this yesterday.

Redheads are a rare find.
Reminded me of a George Jones song 🤣🤣.

Now I'm wondering about what I may have missed by never dating a redhead.

🤔🤔

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

👍👍👍

Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania

Those are all great.

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Thanks for the :-)

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Nope, not interested in going back to Algebra, thanks!