The New CEO
May 13, 2023 16:46:57 #
An oldie, but a favorite of mine...
So, the new CEO decides it's time to rid the company of slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers.
Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, 'How much money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man says, 'I make $400.
Why?' The CEO says, 'Wait right here.'
He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.
He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, 'Here's four weeks' pay.
Now get out and don't come back!'
Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?'
From across the room, a voice says, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
So, the new CEO decides it's time to rid the company of slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers.
Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, 'How much money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man says, 'I make $400.
Why?' The CEO says, 'Wait right here.'
He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.
He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, 'Here's four weeks' pay.
Now get out and don't come back!'
Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?'
From across the room, a voice says, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
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May 13, 2023 17:37:50 #
florida
Loc: Southwest Florida/ Virginia
UNFORTUNALY HAVE SEEN THIS IN REAL TIME IN MY CAREER, HUMAN RESOURCES IS TRAINED TO BE AFRAID OF THEIR SHADOW AND LET THEM LINGER ON UNTIL DEATH OR RETIREMENT. HAVE A NICE DAY.
May 13, 2023 17:58:07 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
An oldie, but a favorite of mine... br br So, the... (show quote)
That was a good one! So question on your avatar, your dog is a spitten’ image of mine. What kind of dog? Ours is a rescue, pretty sure it’s chihuahua and weenie dog, chiweenie.
May 13, 2023 19:30:45 #
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May 15, 2023 05:59:18 #
bric wrote:
That was a good one! So question on your avatar, your dog is a spitten’ image of mine. What kind of dog? Ours is a rescue, pretty sure it’s chihuahua and weenie dog, chiweenie.
Nah...mine is a miniature pincher.
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