Your call...
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (
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This reminded me of a guy who bought his first motorcycle. He went for a ride at night and saw two headlights coming towards him so he decided to show the other drivers how good he was and went between them. Found out it was a car.
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (
show quote)
BF! , youβre killing me πππ
Kinda like this. I believe one of the Stagers posted this a couple months ago. ππ
Frank romero wrote:
This reminded me of a guy who bought his first motorcycle. He went for a ride at night and saw two headlights coming towards him so he decided to show the other drivers how good he was and went between them. Found out it was a car.
Like π
Was he a Modesto Driver ??
They honestly drive crazy π€ͺ around her l'm not kidding
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