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May 9, 2023 11:31:03   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

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May 9, 2023 11:46:48   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)


CLASSIC!
nice 2 hear fromya bf

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May 9, 2023 11:56:15   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)

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May 10, 2023 09:20:51   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)







This reminded me of a guy who bought his first motorcycle. He went for a ride at night and saw two headlights coming towards him so he decided to show the other drivers how good he was and went between them. Found out it was a car.

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May 10, 2023 19:02:02   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)

BF! , you’re killing me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Kinda like this. I believe one of the Stagers posted this a couple months ago. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜



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May 10, 2023 22:50:21   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Gotta love em.

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May 10, 2023 23:41:26   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a ... (show quote)


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May 10, 2023 23:48:34   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
Frank romero wrote:
This reminded me of a guy who bought his first motorcycle. He went for a ride at night and saw two headlights coming towards him so he decided to show the other drivers how good he was and went between them. Found out it was a car.


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Was he a Modesto Driver ??
They honestly drive crazy πŸ€ͺ around her l'm not kidding

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May 10, 2023 23:49:54   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
RuffplayOR57 wrote:
BF! , you’re killing me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Kinda like this. I believe one of the Stagers posted this a couple months ago. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜


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