Plum and Jenny 3 year old daughter
May 9, 2023 07:28:31 #
Plum put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “
God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
Plum asked, ‘Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?’
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day Grandpa died.
Plum thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later Plum put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
“God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma..”
The next day the grandmother died.
“Holy crap” thought Plum this kid is in contact with the other side.”
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed Plum heard her say,
“God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.”
He practically went into shock.
He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife Jenny said,
“I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me.
This morning my golf pro Doug dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!”
God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
Plum asked, ‘Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?’
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day Grandpa died.
Plum thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later Plum put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
“God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma..”
The next day the grandmother died.
“Holy crap” thought Plum this kid is in contact with the other side.”
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed Plum heard her say,
“God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.”
He practically went into shock.
He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife Jenny said,
“I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me.
This morning my golf pro Doug dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!”
May 9, 2023 07:44:25 #
May 9, 2023 07:46:27 #
Blackdog wrote:
LOL...Talk about, "YOU want the good news or the bad news?".
Funny,
BD
Funny,
BD
LOL Plum don’t know the difference between good news and bad News. He’s never sober enough to tell the difference.
May 9, 2023 07:58:30 #
May 9, 2023 08:05:03 #
May 9, 2023 08:49:52 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
Passingbye wrote:
And I was thinking it might be the postman
Heard it before and it was the mailman. Still funny either way.
May 9, 2023 10:24:12 #
Passingbye wrote:
And I was thinking it might be the postman
Waiting on the DNA test so it could be. Who knows about Jenny.
May 9, 2023 10:25:10 #
Frank romero wrote:
Heard it before and it was the mailman. Still funny either way.
Frank we are still waiting on DNA. The post man says this one is not his. So it’s very possible that they ( all 9) make not be Plum’s. There are NO twins.
May 9, 2023 11:59:16 #
May 9, 2023 12:49:07 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
troyfrd1 wrote:
Frank we are still waiting on DNA. The post man says this one is not his. So it’s very possible that they ( all 9) make not be Plum’s. There are NO twins.
Are you sure he didn’t hear that the odd looking one was the only one that was his?
May 9, 2023 12:59:31 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
LOL Plum don’t know the difference between good news and bad News. He’s never sober enough to tell the difference.
But Plum does know a fabricated story when he sees one. Doug was just here having lunch with Mrs Troy and myself whom by the way provided the vittles. Delicious as always, especially the cherry pie.
And yes, Jenny does have a past. If you understand what i am saying. Just might be the postman after all.
But all is good, whom am I to judge. Unlike you Troy with all that finger pointing.
May 9, 2023 13:19:44 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her ... (show quote)
Too funny troy, I’m thinking this must have happened after her most successful cataract surgery.
May 9, 2023 14:33:32 #
bknecht wrote:
Too funny troy, I’m thinking this must have happened after her most successful cataract surgery.
No that’s when she learned of all the texting. She’s just waiting for Plum to get home. I accidentally left Plum phone on the table this morning.
May 9, 2023 14:34:17 #
plumbob wrote:
But Plum does know a fabricated story when he sees one. Doug was just here having lunch with Mrs Troy and myself whom by the way provided the vittles. Delicious as always, especially the cherry pie.
And yes, Jenny does have a past. If you understand what i am saying. Just might be the postman after all.
But all is good, whom am I to judge. Unlike you Troy with all that finger pointing.
And yes, Jenny does have a past. If you understand what i am saying. Just might be the postman after all.
But all is good, whom am I to judge. Unlike you Troy with all that finger pointing.
Would never point fingers. I use the whole hand arm signal.
May 9, 2023 14:35:54 #
Frank romero wrote:
Are you sure he didn’t hear that the odd looking one was the only one that was his?
Yes this one. Exactly like Plum. I heard Plum except him because he gets a check.
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