Tax Breaks. Interpretation
Apr 27, 2023 09:59:12 #
A young woman walks into a CPA office and tells him that she needs to file her tax returns.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, etc.
And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. We need something more acceptable."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
The accountant said, “Brilliant!!! Poultry Farmer it is!! And agricultural income is tax free!
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, etc.
And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. We need something more acceptable."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
The accountant said, “Brilliant!!! Poultry Farmer it is!! And agricultural income is tax free!
Apr 27, 2023 10:11:30 #
EasternOZ wrote:
A young woman walks into a CPA office and tells hi... (show quote)
You didn't get his # by chance did you Oz?
Apr 27, 2023 10:22:03 #
plumbob wrote:
You didn't get his # by chance did you Oz?
Nope
They probably exchanged #s
Apr 27, 2023 12:35:58 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Nope
They probably exchanged #s
They probably exchanged #s
Oh they probably exchanged alright, but I don't think it was #'s.
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