Medical News Flash
Mar 30, 2023 11:00:28 #
The American Association of Gastrinologists, have issued the following Warning : Senior Citizens should never hold their Farts in,, the side effects will cause them to travel up the spine ,into the stem of the Brain. And that my friends is where Shi÷÷y Ideas come from !!🙆♂️😁😨 Here ,,hold my Beer ,,🤣😂
Mar 30, 2023 11:06:55 #
Well, now I know what causes my blue eyes to turn brown! Just Sayin...RJS
Mar 30, 2023 11:06:58 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Jar, they messed up!! Us seniors no longer have the muscle tone to hold farts in. The ideas are from much younger A&&es….The American Association of Gastrinologists, have issued the following Warning : Senior Citizens should never hold their Farts in,, the side effects will cause them to travel up the spine ,into the stem of the Brain. And that my friends is where Shi÷÷y Ideas come from !!🙆♂️😁😨
Mar 30, 2023 11:13:05 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, now I know what causes my blue eyes to turn brown! Just Sayin...RJS
👀🤣😁👍
Mar 30, 2023 11:14:47 #
Graywulff wrote:
Jar, they messed up!! Us seniors no longer have the muscle tone to hold farts in. The ideas are from much younger A&&es….
Yup you're right Wulffy,, nowadays I'm afraid to fart not knowing the Real outcome !😁💩
Mar 30, 2023 11:16:49 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Part of the rules for being’ a Old Fart, Never Assume A Fart is Just a Fart!!😁😁Yup you're right Wulffy,, nowadays I'm afraid to fart not knowing the Real outcome !😁💩
Mar 30, 2023 11:36:27 #
2 rules I tell everyone on their 50th birthday.
1) Never waste a hard-on !
2) Never trust a fart !
1) Never waste a hard-on !
2) Never trust a fart !
Mar 30, 2023 11:38:47 #
Fredfish wrote:
2 rules I tell everyone on their 50th birthday.
1) Never waste a hard-on !
2) Never trust a fart !
1) Never waste a hard-on !
2) Never trust a fart !
😂
Mar 30, 2023 11:39:14 #
Fredfish wrote:
Post Script: NEVER pass up a bathroom..👍👍🤣🤣🤣2 rules I tell everyone on their 50th birthday.
1) Never waste a hard-on !
2) Never trust a fart !
1) Never waste a hard-on !
2) Never trust a fart !
Mar 30, 2023 13:23:16 #
Graywulff wrote:
Part of the rules for being’ a Old Fart, Never Assume A Fart is Just a Fart!!😁😁
They call it a “SHART”… a little air, a little liquid…😂🐟on
Mar 30, 2023 13:34:01 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Yup you're right Wulffy,, nowadays I'm afraid to fart not knowing the Real outcome !😁💩
It might be called a shart or a skid mark!!
Mar 30, 2023 13:37:17 #
Fishandrods wrote:
Resulting in pin stripes???It might be called a shart or a skid mark!!
Mar 30, 2023 13:52:20 #
Mar 30, 2023 14:33:36 #
DozerDave wrote:
They call it a “SHART”… a little air, a little liquid…😂🐟on
It's wonderful to know we're not alone !🙈🙊🙉🤣😁
Mar 30, 2023 14:35:28 #
Fishandrods wrote:
It might be called a shart or a skid mark!!
I like calling them Jet trails,,😁😁😂
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