Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his
A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a catapult shot from the carrier.

Due to the heroics of a rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital
staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

Since he wasn't physically impaired, he remained on flight status and
eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career, he was
always sensitive about his appearance.

One day, the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a
Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.

The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great
interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you
notice anything different about me?"

The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but
notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know
whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of
his office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same
question answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear."

The Admiral threw him out as well.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was
articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Navy
Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went
ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about
me?"
To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact
lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly
tactful Marine. "And how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.

The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear
glasses with only one fuckin' ear." 🤣😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his
A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a catapult shot from the carrier.

Due to the heroics of a rescue helicopter crew and the ship's hospital
staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

Since he wasn't physically impaired, he remained on flight status and
eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career, he was
always sensitive about his appearance.

One day, the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a
Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.

The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great
interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you
notice anything different about me?"

The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn't help but
notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know
whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of
his office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same
question answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear."

The Admiral threw him out as well.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was
articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Navy
Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went
ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about
me?"
To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact
lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly
tactful Marine. "And how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.

The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear
glasses with only one fuckin' ear." 🤣😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺