hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked “Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!” So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there Honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Lite!" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus then passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, raised his hands and he too began to praise the Lord.

Then Jesus, with a huge smile on His face, walked towards the Democrat.
All of a sudden the Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."

(No Offense Intended)

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Sounds just about right Hack

Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold

Good one Hack! 😂😂😂

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Praise the Lord.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

I thought so too Slim. I hope I haven’t stepped on too many toes, but hey, it’s clean.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Yessir, I do every night.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks a lot fisherman. My wife sent that to me.😎
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OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

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Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

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Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Sounds about right.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

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Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

Hack, so glad you are back, YOU are in fine form!!!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks so much Kerry. I’m glad I’m back too.
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Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle

You back in style brother 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍😁😁😁🍺🍺🍺🥃

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thank ya Moosieman! Semper Fi Brother.
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