Funny things your kids said (Page 2): My nephew saw me getting out of the shower and said “gee Uncle, you’ve got a big butt to go poo poo with”.😱...

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Commander Bell wrote:

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My nephew saw me getting out of the shower and said “gee Uncle, you’ve got a big butt to go poo poo with”.😱

Muddler Loc: Virginia

When my son was about 4 years we had a really cold spell in our area and the talk on the TV was how bad the wind chill factor would be. My son told me it was supposed to be 10 below 0 at the wind chill factory. Another time we were float fishing in New River and had stopped at a sandy spot below a rapids to have lunch. My son said, "Dad, look at the big husky"! I was looking around for a large dog when he pointed at a very large Muskie swimming in the river about 15 feet out from the sand bar. Never could get that "husky" to bite any of my lures.

Muddler Loc: Virginia

When my son was about 4 years we had a really cold spell in our area and the talk on the TV was how bad the wind chill factor would be. My son told me it was supposed to be 10 below 0 at the wind chill factory. Another time we were float fishing in New River and had stopped at a sandy spot below a rapids to have lunch. My son said, "Dad, look at the big husky"! I was looking around for a large dog when he pointed at a very large Muskie swimming in the river about 15 feet out from the sand bar. Never could get that "husky" to bite any of my lures.

Still above water Loc: San Francisco ca

When my daughter was about five she caught her first trout. She cradled it like a baby.Didn’t have the heart to tell her that the fish was dead. She said to me…daddy when will her mommy be done eating so we can put her back in the water!

Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana

Back when I was 8 years old and just being to tell time ⌚ It was also the time of my first airplane trip. We left Chicago at 4pm and arrived in Los Angeles at 3:45 pm. I knew nothing about time zones at the time, so try to explain to a 8 year old, how you got somewhere 15 minutes before we left.
Commander Bell out

OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA

Commander Bell wrote:

Back when I was 8 years old and just being to tell time ⌚ It was also the time of my first airplane trip. We left Chicago at 4pm and arrived in Los Angeles at 3:45 pm. I knew nothing about time zones at the time, so try to explain to a 8 year old, how you got somewhere 15 minutes before we left.
Commander Bell out

Or crossing the international date line a day before

Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

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All 4 of my kids moved out on their own many years ago. After one of them moved out, one said when visiting, "Dad do you realize how expensive Toilet paper is"?

Rayjay425 Loc: Mill Creek, Washington

Years ago, I was driving and started to move over to what I thought was the left turn lane. It turned out to be the third lane and a truck was close and honked at me. I swerved back into my lane. My wife said "JC" watch how you are driving. Our 4 year old grand daughter was in the back seat and heard it. Several days later the grand daughter was in a car with her mother. I don't know what happened but said "JC". Her mother asked where she had heard those words before? Grand daughter said "From grandma, and Poppa was in trouble"!

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

All good ones.

Rick Parker Loc: Walnut Creek, CA

After a long day at Disneyland our 7 yr old was exhausted. I ordered calamari for dinner. We were in a crowded restaurant and when my son saw the squid he screamed loudly, hey dad look at the testicles on those things! All the people near us were reacted mainly by laughing, my wife was embarrassed, and I almost fell off of my chair laughing.

MuskyJohn Loc: Benton Harbor, MI

Awesome Stuff!!! And funny thing too that some of these stories were identical to mine.
My daughter Alexa while listening to Juke Box Hero, also asked me what a Juice Box Hero was, as she wanted to be one.

And, when my son was young and I was actively trying to catch a musky and frequently took him for bluegill and stuff like that. He said to me, "Dad!!!! Dad!!!! I've got a great idea!!! Let's catch every fish in the world and mount them all!!!" He turned 27 today. I still tease him about that.
I'm glad we didn't do that or Fishing Stage wouldn't be a thing today.

One day, I was driving my kids to school in the morning. I looked in the rear view mirror and saw Alexa looking at her hands held up in front of her face.
She asked me, "Daddy? How does Jesus make fingernails?" I thought for a few seconds as it was early and hadn't had my coffee yet.
I said, "Jesus makes those things that no one else knows how to make."
Thankfully it worked.

Thank you all for sharing!

Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana

Saturday my 7 year old Grandson was at our house when the weather was unusually warm for February. The two of us were in the back yard playing a game. I went inside to fix supper.
After about 20 minutes my Grandson came in and was very perturbed with me.
" Grandpa. I found your camouflage snot locker outside on the ground. You need to be more careful with your things"!
I thought my wife was going to wet herself she was laughing 😃 so hard
Commander Bell out

Rick Parker Loc: Walnut Creek, CA

Kids are great, Years ago I coached a peewee league baseball team 5 and 6 year old. Even at that age I had to give them the no swearing talk. After about 20 minutes one of the kids cam up to me and said "Mr. Parker, can we say diarrhea?
I had to turn away to keep from laughing.

Rick Parker Loc: Walnut Creek, CA

We took our kids to Disney Land. For dinner we went to a good restaurant. I ordered calamari and the whole squid was battered. My 8 year old sone looked at the tenacles and exclaimed loudly. "Hey dad, look at the testicals on that one.

pigiron1951 Loc: Prosser, WA

This wasn’t one of my kids, it was my dad. In the late 70s there was a song titled Hot Child in the City. After listening to it dad looked at me and said”Why would anyone sing a song about Hog Jowls in the City?” Dad is gone, but every time that song comes on I remember his question.