My boat talks: I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting...

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting my motor running?”

Apparently she wants to go fishing too!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Gmchief wrote:

I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting my motor running?”

Apparently she wants to go fishing too!

Splash a little water on her Chief to cool her off and don't let her lead you astray while you prepare for your spring fling.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Gmchief wrote:

I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting my motor running?”

Apparently she wants to go fishing too!

That's funny Chief. My wife did that to me and I threw water on her. Didn't get to go fishing at all.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Gmchief wrote:

I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting my motor running?”

Apparently she wants to go fishing too!

So, what are you waiting for, GMC.

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

plumbob wrote:

Splash a little water on her Chief to cool her off and don't let her lead you astray while you prepare for your spring fling.

Sea water temp: 39.6 degrees. That should cool her off for a while.

Fireguy Loc: Alton Bay NH

Gmchief wrote:

I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting my motor running?”

Apparently she wants to go fishing too!

Won't be long before your 2023 shakedown cruise, better wait until the temps rise a little. Having a cold bottom makes for cold feet. 🥶

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

Fireguy wrote:

Won't be long before your 2023 shakedown cruise, better wait until the temps rise a little. Having a cold bottom makes for cold feet. 🥶

👍

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Gmchief wrote:

I was walking through the backyard and I thought I heard faint voices. It was coming from my boat. My boat was saying “Hey big boy. How about turning me on and getting my motor running?”

Apparently she wants to go fishing too!

Oh!!!.... I know exactly how you feel... I've been having a crazy extramarital affair with mine for some time now... one of these days soon, the Wifey is gonna find out or I'll have to tell her.... Ain't gonna be pretty.....

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

Doug Lemmon wrote:

Oh!!!.... I know exactly how you feel... I've been having a crazy extramarital affair with mine for some time now... one of these days soon, the Wifey is gonna find out or I'll have to tell her.... Ain't gonna be pretty.....

My pastor was a bass fisherman and had his own boat. He named it “Visitation”. That way when anyone called for him his wife could truthfully say he out on Visitation 😁.

It is all in the name. Call your boat “The Backyard”. Then you can tell your wife you’ll be in The Backyard. 😆

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Gmchief wrote:

My pastor was a bass fisherman and had his own boat. He named it “Visitation”. That way when anyone called for him his wife could truthfully say he out on Visitation 😁.

It is all in the name. Call your boat “The Backyard”. Then you can tell your wife you’ll be in The Backyard. 😆

GMC, My boat was named when purchased in 2012. "Reel Dreams"

She's undergoing a major upgrade at the moment that unfortunately my Wifey has basically no clue that is taking place... (Long story on how this transpired)

The big reveal.. May be like bringing a pregnant girlfriend to a family dinner!! LOL!!

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Gmchief wrote:

My pastor was a bass fisherman and had his own boat. He named it “Visitation”. That way when anyone called for him his wife could truthfully say he out on Visitation 😁.

It is all in the name. Call your boat “The Backyard”. Then you can tell your wife you’ll be in The Backyard. 😆

BTW... Have your Pastor pray for me!!

🤪🙏😉

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

Doug Lemmon wrote:

BTW... Have your Pastor pray for me!!

🤪🙏😉

👍🙏

Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast

Gmchief wrote:

👍🙏

Tell her the upgrades were for her comfort 😊

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Gmchief wrote:

Tell her the upgrades were for her comfort 😊

Uhhh... she doesn't fish with me.....

PRAY HARDER!! 🤣

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Doug Lemmon wrote:

Uhhh... she doesn't fish with me.....

PRAY HARDER!! 🤣

Tell her your girlfriend paid for it. Then run. LOL