Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana

Here's one I use.
To be politicaly correct: I don't give a rodents behind. In other words I don't give a rats a**
Commander Bell out

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

It’s so cold the politician has his hands in his own pockets!

Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana

Even to cold to have their hand out for a hand out. Via it be a donation of taxes.
Commander Bell out

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

Gnarley

Maid Marion Loc: Corvallis, OR

Colder n a well digger's nose.
Burn n daylight, wasting time.
Winding the sun down, working late.
Made of unobtanium, an expensive part.

DC Loc: Washington state

cool was hot but it has waned except for weather forecasters most likely due to global warming

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

Easy now, cool thread, don't want it to end up in the hot attic.

ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.

I have a lot of red neck and good old boy in me and can't see using far out either .

ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.

good one

Ugly fish Loc: W Penn

Get my beer outta the fridge on the front porch

Sure its safe to drink we didnt use no truck radiators when we cooked it!

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol.
Hotter than a 2 peckered Billy goat.
Slicker than greased owl s#!t.
Slicker than snot on a doorknob.
It colder than a 3 dog night.
Colder than a well diggers butt in Montana.
Colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra.
Colder than a cast iron commode in the Yukon.
Independent as a hog on ice.
That's as rare as hens teeth.
If that don't beat a hen a crowin.
He don't know $#!t from Shinola.
Go piss up a rope.
Easy as herding cats.
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs.
Easy as shootin fish in a barrel.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
Eatin high on the hog.
Shut the door, you born in a barn?
You ain't just whistling Dixie.
Killin 2 birds with 1 stone.
They'll put you so far in jail they'll be feedin you beans with a slingshot.
She/he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
So ugly they fell out of the ugly tree and hit ever branch on the way down.
I swear, you'd complain if you was hung with a new rope.
It's rainin cats and dogs.
It's rainnin so hard, like a cow pissin on a flat rock.

I better stop now. That just a few I grew up with back in Texas.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

A few
That tops the chart

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

I've been called a Good ole Boy or Redneck all my life.
Those are just some of the ones that immediately come to mind from my youth.

smitty Loc: maine

or a bag o hammers?

ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.

All good ones