BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little BB.

"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my daddy sleeps naked!"

Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little BB what he meant by that.

Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little BB and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.

"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low-down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens.

Last night, when daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double-barreled shot gun and said to my ma, "That fox is back again - I'm a gonna git him!'' "Stay back," daddy whispered to all us kids!

"My daddy was naked as a jaybird - no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barreled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop.

As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy.

Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my daddy's a**!"

"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!".......

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Oh, that's a winner, BF

Retrieverman390

Great, I needed a good laugh. Thanks!!!

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

That is a great one BF!

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Yep, I reckon so. That would be a good excuse for sure.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

I'll bet he fired both barrels

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Any bodies want some fresh chicken 🐔🐔🐔🐔🤣🤣🤣🤣

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

That one will keep me smiling all day.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Home run BF. ROTFLMAO

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

Haven’t laughed so much in a long time. Thanks

Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis

LOL

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

Now that one was GREAT! LOL

USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ

A winner!

Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

Great, now I will have a visual all day long. The good thing is that it will bring a smile to my face.

Dragonfish49 Loc: Katy Texas

Great story, can’t stop laughing!!!