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Jan 23, 2023 14:03:58   #
flyguy Loc: Caledonia, MN. (S.E. MN.)
 
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.

Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.

Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!

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Jan 23, 2023 14:13:02   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.

Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.

Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (show quote)
A few chuckles and a few groans🤣🤣 all very good. Thanks Leo!!

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Jan 23, 2023 15:01:37   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
Always a couple smiles in your stuff. But with your prolific posting of so so jokes lately you’re gunna have to change the name of your morning joke too; “First Bad Joke of the Day”. As there have been many to follow lately.😂🤣😂

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Jan 23, 2023 15:32:08   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Roscoe Illinois, near Wisconsin border
 
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.

Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.

Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (show quote)


Not bad Leo. Here's one for you....
What is the hardest job in the military?
The Naval air force, have you ever tried to force air into a naval?

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Jan 23, 2023 16:11:03   #
flyguy Loc: Caledonia, MN. (S.E. MN.)
 
Bcmech1 wrote:
Not bad Leo. Here's one for you....
What is the hardest job in the military?
The Naval air force, have you ever tried to force air into a naval?


A good one, thanks, Bc.

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Jan 23, 2023 17:01:11   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
I think I’m gonna have to agree with J on this Fly

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Jan 23, 2023 20:36:44   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.

Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.

Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (show quote)


Fly, you’re once again on fire!

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Jan 24, 2023 07:00:34   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.

Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.

Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (show quote)


Hahaha 🤪

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Jan 24, 2023 15:48:20   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
Very good

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Jan 24, 2023 17:37:05   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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