flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.
Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.
Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.
Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.
Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.
Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.
Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.
Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.
Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (
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A few chuckles and a few groans🤣🤣 all very good. Thanks Leo!!
Always a couple smiles in your stuff. But with your prolific posting of so so jokes lately you’re gunna have to change the name of your morning joke too; “First Bad Joke of the Day”. As there have been many to follow lately.😂🤣😂
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.
Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.
Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.
Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.
Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (
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Not bad Leo. Here's one for you....
What is the hardest job in the military?
The Naval air force, have you ever tried to force air into a naval?
I think I’m gonna have to agree with J on this Fly
flyguy wrote:
Q: What is a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost.
Q: Why was the Maths book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potato.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.
Q: Why did the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.
Q: What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.
Q: What kind of tree fits into your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What is a cow without a map? br A: Udderly lost... (
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Fly, you’re once again on fire!
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