BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates were closed as he approached St. Peter.

St. Peter said, "Well, BadBobby, it is certainly good to see you, as we have heard a lot about your life. I must tell you though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

BadBobby responds, "It sure is good to be here, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, BB, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" Second: How many seconds are there in a year? And third: What is God's first name?"

BadBobby leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

BadBobby replied, "Well, the first one...which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that would be Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "BB, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?"

"How many seconds in a year?" BB recalled. "Now, that one is a bit harder...but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? BB, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

BadBobby replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but, I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question: Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure," BB replied. "It's Andy."

"Andy!?!" Exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated gatekeeper. "Okay, I can understand how you came up with the answers to my earlier questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name 'Andy' as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all. BadBobby answered. I learnt it from the song..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

Giving up, St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said "Come on in, BB...come on in."

The Outcast Loc: NE Michigan

Good one BF!

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

🤪👍

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Good one BF

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

BF the topic surely caught my eye and before opening I was prepared to read what many are assuming on the disappearance of the renown BB.

However, much to my surprise the joke would fit Our BB to a T.

Good one Lon

J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio

There was no keeping BB out!! St. Peter knows how many prayers BB gets!!

Funny stuff!!

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Good one

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Perfect !! BB always knows what to say 😂🤣👍🙏

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

Good one

BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

In assuming we lost BB, we know the 'Ol Feller is now entertaining a Heavenly audience.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

LOL good one

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I hate to admit your assumption is probably spot on, and spot on as well with being the head liner at the Heavenly Night Club.

Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis

LOL

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Best one ever:-)

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

Gotta LOVE BB!!