It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.
A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.
A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (
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Sounds like the "Blonde Wall" to me.
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πΊπΈπ¦
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.
A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (
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Yep yep there one born every minute ππ½π€£
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.
A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (
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1st time I have seen this one.
Thanks for putting this on the post . Enjoy it.!!
Have a great week.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.
A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (
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And I have never heard of it. It must be my sheltered life that I have lived. Thank you BF.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Good one first time for me too
flyguy wrote:
And I have never heard of it. It must be my sheltered life that I have lived. Thank you BF.
Leo I figured if a blonde was with me they couldn't all be dumb brother. Then again i could be wrong ππ€£π€£
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Gotta luv a blonde!!
Even more when it doesn't come out of a bottle ππ
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