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Jan 15, 2023 13:33:13   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.

A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!

This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,

"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

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Jan 15, 2023 13:45:18   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.

A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!

This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,

"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (show quote)


Sounds like the "Blonde Wall" to me.

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Jan 15, 2023 14:01:30   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
😁

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Jan 15, 2023 15:05:03   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.

A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!

This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,

"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (show quote)


Yep yep there one born every minute πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ€£

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Jan 15, 2023 15:35:56   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.

A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!

This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,

"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (show quote)

1st time I have seen this one.
Thanks for putting this on the post . Enjoy it.!!
Have a great week.

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Jan 15, 2023 16:35:58   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite.

A blonde was speeding in a 35-mph zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!

This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,

"You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
It may be an oldie...but, one of my favorite. img... (show quote)


And I have never heard of it. It must be my sheltered life that I have lived. Thank you BF.

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Jan 15, 2023 22:53:08   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Good one first time for me too

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Jan 16, 2023 05:48:59   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
flyguy wrote:
And I have never heard of it. It must be my sheltered life that I have lived. Thank you BF.


Leo I figured if a blonde was with me they couldn't all be dumb brother. Then again i could be wrong πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ€£

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Jan 16, 2023 06:42:54   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Gotta luv a blonde!!

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Jan 16, 2023 09:01:11   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Gotta luv a blonde!!


Even more when it doesn't come out of a bottle πŸ‘πŸ‘

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