padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX

The guys were all at a deer camp and no one wanted to room with Bob. He snored so badly they decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.

They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, stroked his shoulder and kissed him good night: Bob sat up and watched me all night."

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

SEE, That Fred knows how to get a good nights sleep no matter what.

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

I worry bout you texas boys….🤨🤨

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

They need to watch out for those longhorns D. Ride it cowboy woo hoo👍🤣

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

What did my drill sergeant say again?…..”only two things from texas….”…😯

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Yeah, but he was just jealous.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

I forgot about that one D 🤣🤣

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

That’s way too funny.

padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX

Go BIG or go home?

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

Uh ….something about steers …and not seeing any horns on my head…..if i reacall…

FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon

Can you say "shades of Brokeback Mountain " ?.......hehehe

padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX

No horns on your head? Just the same, watch your six! LOL

Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

Someone did that to me, yep I would be up all night also. Maybe with a tazer in my hand, just in case.

nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT

Danger, So did mine.. And Lee Emry's character in Full Metal Jacket too. Cracked me up. He looked and acted just like my Senior D I too. 2nd Battalion, 1969, Gunny Gruber.🪖. It was eerie to see those P I scenes in that film....... funny how things can revert back to the past, like the Q word. ?

Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis

LOL