BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle and pop...and, you're not eating cereal.

You and your teeth don't sleep together.

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't earing any.

You back goes out but you stay home.

When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

When happy hour is a nap.

When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

Your idea of weightlifting is standing up.

Your address book has mostly names that start with 'Dr'.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

It takes twice as long to look half as good.

You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

You wonder how you could be over-the-hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

All good ones 👌 lol 😆

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Happy New Year :-)

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Dam so true 👍
Have a good year.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Happy New Year BF!

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Quit talking about me although if you talk about me you're talking about someone who doesn't give a darn

Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold

Enjoyed those! Very True! Happy New Year, BF!

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Way too much truth in those

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Getting old means getting up in the morning and putting on my fake eyes fake ears and putting in my fake teeth taking a pill to pee walking on my fake knees and hips and finding my cane so I don't fall down

Bob Browning Loc: Cascade, Wisconsin

Your get up and go, got up and went.

fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado

You discover that life is like toilet paper; the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

I can wait but I can't wait FAST ENOUGH.

fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado

I wake up in the night knowing that I have to GO, then finding out later it was just GAS.

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Love the rocking chair one ! If Gloria sees a twinkle in my eyes ,she runs to the kitchen where by the time I get there there is a wonderful Sandwich already made 😁🤗daing it ! missed her by 3 minutes !😁🥺Happy New Year to you too Brother,,Semper Fi,,,