Plum lost his Toupee
Dec 29, 2022 08:40:00 #
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear.
She said, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!”
The driver didn’t think much of her complaint but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, “Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!”
This time, he figured he’d a better look into it.
A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
“Excuse me, sir, could I help you?”
The elderly Plumbob looked up and said, “Well, sonny you sure can. I’ve lost my toupee and I’m trying to find it…”
Plumbob continued, “I thought I’d located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!”
She said, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!”
The driver didn’t think much of her complaint but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, “Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!”
This time, he figured he’d a better look into it.
A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
“Excuse me, sir, could I help you?”
The elderly Plumbob looked up and said, “Well, sonny you sure can. I’ve lost my toupee and I’m trying to find it…”
Plumbob continued, “I thought I’d located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!”
Dec 29, 2022 08:43:12 #
Dec 29, 2022 08:59:26 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passenger... (show quote)
I don't even want to think about it.!!!!!
Dec 29, 2022 09:00:59 #
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Dec 29, 2022 13:53:03 #
Slimshady wrote:
I think he may be off his meds again
Slim he always claim he forgot to take his meds. Lately he claims he’s out and the Doctors haven’t refill them. I am not sure what they are but they are small and blue.
Dec 29, 2022 14:09:55 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
I think he’s just not picking them up Troy and spending that money on more liquor
Dec 29, 2022 17:21:53 #
Slimshady wrote:
I think he’s just not picking them up Troy and spending that money on more liquor
Well that could be true. He seems to be drunk more often. Especially the beginning of the month.
Dec 30, 2022 09:24:07 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
troyfrd1 wrote:
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passenger... (show quote)
Troy that is a good one. Can’t stop laughing
Dec 30, 2022 09:45:12 #
Frank romero wrote:
Troy that is a good one. Can’t stop laughing
That’s our Plumbob. He’s so special.
Dec 31, 2022 00:19:12 #
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Jan 3, 2023 19:43:46 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passenger... (show quote)
WOW !!! That Plumbob for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 4, 2023 04:20:33 #
Billycrap2 wrote:
WOW !!! That Plumbob for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL he always doing something but he’s a good citizen. Always looking out for Ms Ethel. Somehow he tends to spend a lot time with Ms. June . I got to check that out because it’s tax time and I know it has something to do with money.
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