Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

Oh my Gosh I couldn't stop Laughing!

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
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Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
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Hahahaha! 😄 😄 😄 😄
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OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good one!

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Good one made me smile

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

Thanks great way to start the day laughing

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Thanks, Bc, the bras did their job.😊😊😊

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

🤪👍

NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA

Bc.... she missed two sizes!

KK = Knee Knockers
O = Over the Shoulder Boulder Thrower

Now he is an informed consumer.

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Thanks for the laugh, Bc. Oh, BTW, now I’m getting bra ads on my phone…😂🐟on

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

I like the one when the Texan walked into the Bra Shop in NYC and asked for a Bra for his wife.
"What size Sir?"
"7 and 3/4s."
What? No, A B C D DD EE. How can you say 7 and 3/4s?
So he took off his hat and showed her the inside. "See 7 and 3/4s Each one will fit right in here!"

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

I like that one Audi

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

I heard that one many years back. Like in the 70's. LOL

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Oh, they would be too much for you or me to handle, audi.

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

yep more than a hand full. LOL

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Well you know anything over a mouthful is wasted

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

What would the ladies on the stage think of you guys? They'd think...you guys.