What Eastern Oz did the last time it snowed
Dec 21, 2022 15:45:23 #
The last time a big storm blew through Kansas Oz entertained a few folks.
But first he questioned his thoughts with:
Should we still build a snow person?
8:00 am: Make a snowman
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The t*********r man.. women... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on e******y' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, r****t, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my root beer float because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
Sorry Oz, been way to long since you have been in the barrel.
But first he questioned his thoughts with:
Should we still build a snow person?
8:00 am: Make a snowman
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The t*********r man.. women... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on e******y' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, r****t, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my root beer float because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
Sorry Oz, been way to long since you have been in the barrel.
Dec 21, 2022 16:59:13 #
plumbob wrote:
The last time a big storm blew through Kansas Oz e... (show quote)
Oh, plum, your best, so that has to be GREAT!
Dec 21, 2022 17:14:41 #
Mongoose
Loc: Modesto,Ca
plumbob wrote:
The last time a big storm blew through Kansas Oz e... (show quote)
That my friend is the T***h the whole T***h now a days .
Dec 21, 2022 17:32:52 #
plumbob wrote:
The last time a big storm blew through Kansas Oz e... (show quote)
I'm surprised the local conservation commission didn't fine him for altering a natural resource...
Dec 21, 2022 17:36:40 #
Dec 21, 2022 18:51:47 #
flyguy wrote:
Oh, plum, your best, so that has to be GREAT!
Well Leo, been awhile since Oz has seen the barrel. Come to think about it haven't seen anyone in the barrel for some time.
Dec 21, 2022 19:27:41 #
Dec 21, 2022 19:34:15 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Man was it ever cold
Next time I am wearing gloves
Next time I am wearing gloves
Watch out Ethel it's Oz the streaker.
Dec 21, 2022 19:40:39 #
plumbob wrote:
The last time a big storm blew through Kansas Oz e... (show quote)
Sounds like a snow job to me.
Dec 21, 2022 19:48:47 #
Gordon wrote:
Sounds like a snow job to me.
For sure. I think all that is more likely to happen to the author.
Dec 21, 2022 19:51:18 #
Jeremy wrote:
For sure. I think all that is more likely to happen to the author.
Dec 21, 2022 20:05:19 #
plumbob wrote:
Watch out Ethel it's Oz the streaker.
Oh boy, wouldn't that be a sight to behold, especially tonight, during a blizzard warning? Sorry plum, not something I would like to see. One thing is for sure, we wouldn't be able to see his wee-wee, it would be sucked right up to his belly button.
Dec 21, 2022 20:26:26 #
Dec 21, 2022 20:33:36 #
EasternOZ wrote:
https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM
Been a long time since I heard that one.
Dec 21, 2022 20:34:48 #
EasternOZ wrote:
https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM
Oh, very good OZ, you get a 10, good night!
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