Bad, but thankfully short Christmas jokes
Dec 21, 2022 08:48:34 #
How do you wish a dog Merry Christmas? Feliz Navi-dog.
What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.
Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
What kind of salad do they serve at the North Pole? Iceberg lettuce.
Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What did one angel say to the other? Halo there!
Who says “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward.
What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y.
Why do birds fly south for Christmas? It’s too far to walk.
What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings greetings!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail? The retail store.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
What did the cop say when he saw a snowman stealing? Freeze!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast.
How can you tell if a snowman doesn’t like you? He gives you the cold shoulder.
What do you call festive ducks? Christmas quackers.
What did one snowman say to the other? You’re cool.
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They have snowcaps.
Where do you find reindeer? I dunno, depends on where you left them.
What do you call a snowman with no arms or legs? A snowball.
What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.
Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
What kind of salad do they serve at the North Pole? Iceberg lettuce.
Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What did one angel say to the other? Halo there!
Who says “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward.
What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y.
Why do birds fly south for Christmas? It’s too far to walk.
What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings greetings!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail? The retail store.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
What did the cop say when he saw a snowman stealing? Freeze!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast.
How can you tell if a snowman doesn’t like you? He gives you the cold shoulder.
What do you call festive ducks? Christmas quackers.
What did one snowman say to the other? You’re cool.
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They have snowcaps.
Where do you find reindeer? I dunno, depends on where you left them.
What do you call a snowman with no arms or legs? A snowball.
Dec 21, 2022 09:40:43 #
Dec 21, 2022 10:08:02 #
Those were bad
My mother in law will be laughing for days
Can’t wait to tell her one or two a day
👍🏼👍🏼😂😆
My mother in law will be laughing for days
Can’t wait to tell her one or two a day
👍🏼👍🏼😂😆
Dec 21, 2022 10:30:08 #
You are not only a bad fisherman (see name) but worse joke teller.
Tight lines and Merry Christmas.
Tight lines and Merry Christmas.
Dec 21, 2022 15:17:23 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
How do you wish a dog Merry Christmas? Feliz Navi-... (show quote)
Brought a smile to my face.
Merry Christmas, BF.
Dec 21, 2022 15:53:37 #
Wolf Bay wrote:
You are not only a bad fisherman (see name) but worse joke teller.
Tight lines and Merry Christmas.
Tight lines and Merry Christmas.
Well, you can't say I didn't warn ya' 
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Dec 22, 2022 22:21:18 #
Ne. fisherman wrote:
Some good laughs there! Merry Christmas, BF!
Yes Sir. Merry Christmas Badfisherman and thank you for keeping us entertained.
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