Plum Drunk Trying to get back to the Bar
Dec 19, 2022 16:10:16 #
An extremely modest Troy was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, Troy decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
troy suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure, Troy jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out of the hospital window.
An old drunk Plum was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As Plum stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
‘ What the heck is going on here?’
Plum still staring down at the bedsheets in amazement, replied:
‘I think I just beat the s###out of a ghost.’
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, Troy decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
troy suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure, Troy jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out of the hospital window.
An old drunk Plum was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As Plum stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
‘ What the heck is going on here?’
Plum still staring down at the bedsheets in amazement, replied:
‘I think I just beat the s###out of a ghost.’
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Dec 19, 2022 16:36:05 #
OJdidit wrote:
I was wondering where you were going with that 😂
LOL poor Plum he always stumbling in the wrong place. But how would he know he’s always drunk and stumbling everywhere.
Dec 19, 2022 16:57:18 #
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Dec 19, 2022 18:38:22 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
I am sure he’s racking what little piece of brain he has left.
Given that the so called test were because of you being dismissed from your A A meeting, common sense prevailed and you finally gave in to the results of detoxification.
Therefore, it is quite understandable why in your delirium state it caused you to open the window and release an immoderate amount of previously mention matter.
I have it on good authority that it was Miss Ethel and I that saved your stinky posterior from jumping when you thought the ghost were coming from below to get you.
If we would not have entered the room when we did you just may have been seeing more than ghost with a un mistakeable splat.
Dec 20, 2022 04:30:39 #
LOL it’s all good. I am not ashamed of where the sheets landed. They hit the right spot not to mention the right place. Ms. Ethel is so nice and sweet. I just don’t understand what it is she sees in a drunk.
Dec 20, 2022 06:37:45 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
LOL it’s all good. I am not ashamed of where the sheets landed. They hit the right spot not to mention the right place. Ms. Ethel is so nice and sweet. I just don’t understand what it is she sees in a drunk.
That Miss Ethel is, sweet and has taught me kindness. For it was her that said don't let go when we held on to what clothing you had left on while hanging out the window. Not that, that thought entered my mind I have you know. But there for a second I fought off the demon on my left shoulder. Okay maybe 2 seconds.
As for what she sees you may never know, I am not one to brag. Can't say much for that Jake fellow though that lives down the street. He dots more I's in a sentence than one can imagine.
Dec 20, 2022 08:05:24 #
Well you just need to watch out for Jake because I saw him last night peeking in Ms Ethel window. When I called him out he pointed something at me that looked like a gun. He was calling your name.
Dec 20, 2022 09:20:55 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
troyfrd1 wrote:
An extremely modest Troy was in the hospital for a... (show quote)
Troy you just outdid yourself thanks for the laugh very funny
Dec 20, 2022 09:54:19 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Well you just need to watch out for Jake because I saw him last night peeking in Ms Ethel window. When I called him out he pointed something at me that looked like a gun. He was calling your name.
That Jake is just not right. I'll keep my distance, although he is a sneaky little devil.
Dec 20, 2022 15:18:29 #
plumbob wrote:
That Jake is just not right. I'll keep my distance, although he is a sneaky little devil.
Plum you know that is Ms Ethel ex husband so you better be careful. She caught him with Ms Lou Lou years ago and he hasn’t been right since. They are still looking for Ms. Lou Lou and it’s been 10 years now. You might need to do right by Ms. Ethel. I have heard her talking to the First Lady many times. I got my act together. She’s pretty good with a chainsaw. She told the First Lady she always start in the middle since she caught Jake.
Dec 20, 2022 16:16:13 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum you know that is Ms Ethel ex husband so you better be careful. She caught him with Ms Lou Lou years ago and he hasn’t been right since. They are still looking for Ms. Lou Lou and it’s been 10 years now. You might need to do right by Ms. Ethel. I have heard her talking to the First Lady many times. I got my act together. She’s pretty good with a chainsaw. She told the First Lady she always start in the middle since she caught Jake.
Say no more " starts in the middle " is all I needed to hear. Maybe that is why they talk behind Jakes back. AKA Stumpy.
I have seen the light brother Troy I am on the straight and narrow come first light. Got this work thing to do in the morning, it don't pay much but it's all you can eat before puttin in the dishes.
Therefore please don't lock the shed again when it gets dark. Miss Ethel's hair pin is getting worn out and kind of hard to see after the sun goes down.
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