hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them....

Hope you enjoyed this. Not really....
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Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

Hahah…classic!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

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ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.

Good choice, Hack, I tip the same way, drives my wife crazy.

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Another good one or two.
I just don’t remember.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Ha! Ha! Jer, you crack me up. You’re not 80 are you?😂
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks ranger? Appreciate it.
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FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Haha. Funny 💩. Men are that way, myself included. If they’re big enough, don’t ask me what she looked like. I wouldn’t know. 😁

Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold

Good one Hack! 😂😂👍👍

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Nah, I’m a youngster of 74.🥴
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Aww you’re just a kid Jer. Rejoice now, while you can still do stuff.🤔
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks fisherman. Appreciate it.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

OMG Four! You and me both. I gotta look 👀. I just have to.🤪
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Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

I’m on it. I think I have a reason to rejoice everyday. Some days are better than others, but they are all pretty good. Especially good are the ones with little or no pain.
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Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Not me.