Hes a baaaaaaad man!
Dec 15, 2022 21:10:30 #
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
The Swiss Army uses Chuck Norris Knives.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire.
Monsters check under the bed for Chuck Norris
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
God wanted to make the world in 10 days…Chuck Norris gave him 6.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King…..and get one.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The Swiss Army uses Chuck Norris Knives.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire.
Monsters check under the bed for Chuck Norris
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
God wanted to make the world in 10 days…Chuck Norris gave him 6.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King…..and get one.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Dec 15, 2022 21:11:56 #
Dec 15, 2022 21:35:46 #
Always loved the Chuck Norris jokes…only because he allowed me to…of course! 😉😂
Dec 15, 2022 21:37:53 #
Danger25 wrote:
Yes fred….its gonna be a long winter.😭
Yes it is D. On another level, my little brother was an instructor at one of Chucks Martial arts schools in Cali. He also was an extra in a couple movies in the '90s. I made a "silencer" prototype that would allow a Mac 10 to cycle with blanks, for my brother.
Dec 15, 2022 21:41:47 #
OJdidit wrote:
Always loved the Chuck Norris jokes…only because he allowed me to…of course! 😉😂
Hahahaha….
Dec 15, 2022 21:41:53 #
Dec 15, 2022 22:01:40 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Danger25 wrote:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If yo... (show quote)
D you forgot to mention whe. Chuck goes swimming the sharks wait on the beach. When he runs into a burning building the fire puts itself. I think I could take him. To lunch 🤣
Dec 15, 2022 22:41:42 #
Danger25 wrote:
Yes fred….its gonna be a long winter.😭
👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dec 16, 2022 01:48:36 #
Sport
Loc: Sacramento county north. California
Danger25 wrote:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If yo... (show quote)
He's actually a really nice guy. Just don't, you know.
Dec 16, 2022 10:30:49 #
Dec 16, 2022 11:10:57 #
Hahaha…
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris turned 18……his parents moved out of the house.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris turned 18……his parents moved out of the house.
Dec 16, 2022 17:27:11 #
Bob Browning
Loc: Cascade, Wisconsin
Danger25 wrote:
Hahaha…
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris turned 18……his parents moved out of the house.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris turned 18……his parents moved out of the house.
Is he the reason there are no dinosaurs anymore?
Dec 16, 2022 18:20:02 #
Bob Browning wrote:
Is he the reason there are no dinosaurs anymore?
Chuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
There are no streets named after Chuck Norris because no one would ever cross Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945.
The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945, this is not a coincidence.
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