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Dec 3, 2022 18:37:51   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
hacksaw wrote:
A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson. This is what he said.

"Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 8-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace."

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets me ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!”

Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong Grandpa? Is God mad at me?"

After I assured him that he had done a terrific job and that God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grandson asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for the soul.”

Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then he did something I will remember for the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you, you grouchy old b***h. You must be a Democrat, shove it up your ass and cool off!"

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it.

He will make a fine Marine one day.
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Thank you Hack that made day even my wife loved it !!
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving with your family.

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Dec 3, 2022 21:29:44   #
Katman Loc: Kentucky
 
hacksaw wrote:
A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson. This is what he said.

"Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 8-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace."

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets me ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!”

Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong Grandpa? Is God mad at me?"

After I assured him that he had done a terrific job and that God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grandson asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for the soul.”

Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then he did something I will remember for the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you, you grouchy old b***h. You must be a Democrat, shove it up your ass and cool off!"

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it.

He will make a fine Marine one day.
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Dec 4, 2022 16:40:41   #
farmer tom Loc: stockton california
 
That was priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 4, 2022 21:25:13   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Mooseman65 wrote:
Love it bro. Tell it how it is. Love it. SemperFi


I knew you would Brother. I’ll never post anything offensive to any branch of the military. Just wanted to get that thought out there Chris.
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Dec 5, 2022 09:32:39   #
Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle
 
It’s all good bro 😎 humor the best medicine

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Dec 5, 2022 18:28:29   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Mooseman65 wrote:
It’s all good bro 😎 humor the best medicine



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