BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is it rape or shop lifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

Why do you put two cents in when it's a penny for your thoughts?

Where did the other penny go?

If you get to Heaven do you wear the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham have?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage?

Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like about every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go before a judge is it still a hearing?

Why are you in a movie but on tv?

Why do people go up tall buildings and then look through binoculars at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are gon'na see you naked anyhow.

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast so bad no one will eat it?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs

If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you try singing the two songs above?

Why is it an asteroid when it's in outer space and hemorrhoids when they are up your ass?

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU BOTHER TO READ MY POSTS??????????

Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC

I think you give the penny for a thought from someone starring off into space and when the far out thinker replies, Oh, nothing much! The two cents comes in from a wise guy.. That's what his old lady said, nothing much!! 🤣

Wyelkhuntress Loc: Jefferson, Texas

To funny

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

I bet many of us sleep like a baby 🤣

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Hilarious

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

I know I do 🤣 can't remember when I slept all night 🥺
Of course if I slept all night I wouldn't remember 🙃

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Me either Cam. If I sleep 4hrs straight it's a marathon night. I usually drop for two hrs then I sleep very light. Slight noise will wake me. At least I'm still waking up 🤣🤣

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

And I hope we keep waking up for a few years yet
I also consider 4 hours great

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Oh, BF, you have way too many question, but I love them. Keep asking, my friend.

charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca

Question: If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is it rape or shop lifting?

Answer: Depends did you pay her?

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

If you paid her that rules out both

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

So do I brother. This is n enjoyable place to wake up to. Still fish to catch n tales to tell 🎣🎣

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

It's the telling tales that's the most fun 🤣🤣🤣

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Dang, you guys. I get 8to9 hours a night. Never had a problem sleeping. I can just turn it off… 🐟on

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

I used to Dave but that all changed a year ago for me