A funny
Dec 2, 2022 05:02:13 #
2 nuns went to shop at the market.
They were taking so long so one said: "Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent"
"I know" said Sister Rose, "there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do? Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.
He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried.
After an hour Sister Rose appeared. "What happened?" she asked.
"I started to run and so did he."
"And then?"
"He caught up with me."
"Oh my G*d! and what did you do?"
"I lifted up my dress Sister!"
"And what did he do?"
"He dropped his pants."
"And then?"
Its obvious isn't it....
A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
If you thought of a different ending.....
Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask G*d to clean your mind.
I am still praying!!🙈🤣
They were taking so long so one said: "Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent"
"I know" said Sister Rose, "there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do? Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.
He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried.
After an hour Sister Rose appeared. "What happened?" she asked.
"I started to run and so did he."
"And then?"
"He caught up with me."
"Oh my G*d! and what did you do?"
"I lifted up my dress Sister!"
"And what did he do?"
"He dropped his pants."
"And then?"
Its obvious isn't it....
A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
If you thought of a different ending.....
Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask G*d to clean your mind.
I am still praying!!🙈🤣
Dec 2, 2022 05:29:11 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Bcmech1 wrote:
2 nuns went to shop at the market. br They were t... (show quote)
Bc the thought never crossed my mind. I figured once he saw how thick the jungle was he'd run the other way. 🤪🤣
Dec 2, 2022 05:41:12 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Bc the thought never crossed my mind. I figured once he saw how thick the jungle was he'd run the other way. 🤪🤣
Griz... the old saying is "couldn't see the forest through the trees" not "couldn't see the monkey through the bush" But CLOSE!!
🤣🤪😂 🐒 🙉 😂🤪🤣
Dec 2, 2022 05:43:46 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Griz... the old saying is "couldn't see the forest through the trees" not "couldn't see the monkey through the bush" But CLOSE!!
🤣🤪😂 🐒 🙉 😂🤪🤣
🤣🤪😂 🐒 🙉 😂🤪🤣
Either way I don't like going into a darkroom to see what may develop 🤪🤣
Dec 2, 2022 06:02:46 #
You guys are all nasty, a 1/2 doz. roseries for each of you, and nothing less.
Dec 2, 2022 06:04:58 #
flyguy wrote:
You guys are all nasty, a 1/2 doz. roseries for each of you, and nothing less.
Fly, I'm not Catholic.. soooo..... Could I just eat 1/2 doz doughnuts??
Dec 2, 2022 06:11:29 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
flyguy wrote:
You guys are all nasty, a 1/2 doz. roseries for each of you, and nothing less.
I'll take the white roses Leo 🤣 I believe you may be a WEE bit rambunctious in your own way SHETLAND 😉 😜
Dec 2, 2022 06:12:10 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Fly, I'm not Catholic.. soooo..... Could I just eat 1/2 doz doughnuts??
Now that sounds right to me 😋
Dec 2, 2022 06:14:41 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Fly, I'm not Catholic.. soooo..... Could I just eat 1/2 doz doughnuts??
You must be a cop.
Dec 2, 2022 06:16:11 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
I'll take the white roses Leo 🤣 I believe you may be a WEE bit rambunctious in your own way SHETLAND 😉 😜
Oh, thank you, Grizz. I haven't been called "Shetland" for a long time.
Dec 2, 2022 06:17:52 #
flyguy wrote:
Oh, thank you, Grizz. I haven't been called "Shetland" for a long time.
Good morning, Brad. Now see what you started.
Dec 2, 2022 06:22:32 #
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Dec 3, 2022 18:24:49 #
Bcmech1 wrote:
2 nuns went to shop at the market. br They were t... (show quote)
Now that is funny 😁 and l'm still praying 🙏 🤲 🕍
!!!
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