BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly Fishing Stage lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly made her way toward him.

The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men in the church and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

You never fail give me a laugh thanks BF.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

The devil is in the details 😂

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

She may have been elderly, and shy, but definitely not dumb or blond. Thanks for sharing, BF.

DC Loc: Washington state

funny just shows that spelling does matter even with the spoken word

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Guess where her mind was probably not where it should have been

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

That was me, BF, you could have said so, it's OK!!! lol

BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

Thanks for confirming what I had already suspected, Kandy: You're a live wire

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Definitely a winner BF.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

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